Tuesday, December 8, 2015        

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

On Sunday, did anybody notice how Obama had me twist Hanukkah into a holiday that is now supposed to remind Jews of Muslim refugees, some of whom are proven terrorists when the Hanukkah lights flickered for saving Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised as Syrian Refugees? — White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough

Did anybody notice when I called for a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States?” —Front-running 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump

What better way for Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like Bubbie and Zadie Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, to demonstrate their unwavering devotion to Obama before their taxes go up big time in January than to get them to purchase one more Obama Hanukkah item for next year, like this Jews for Obama ornament for their Hanukkah Bushes for only $9.95. —The Obama 2016 Third Term Re-election Campaign

On this date in 1941, President Roosevelt asked Congress to declare war on Japan after the December 7 Attack on Pearl Harbor. Had Obama been president, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue with Japan without preconditions. —Hurley the Historian

Maybe that’s why we chose FDR’s “Yesterday, Dec. 7, 1941 – a date which will live in infamy…”—Your Quote for Today Committee

 So is it really a big surprise a majority of Americans say interactions between the white and black communities have also deteriorated since Obama took office? —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

Do you remember the controversy when Conservatives told me NOT TO INVITE Obama to deliver the State of Dis-Union Address in protest over his executive actions on immigration? —Ex-RINO Speaker of the House John Boehner

Does anybody remember when I included Racist Black DemocRAT Stevecia Reece on that Police Issues Task Farce Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine and I put together, which would never be concerned with all those Black-on-Black murders?  —Ohio GOP Governor Kasich-Taylor 

How many Local Racial Divide idiotorials did we get around to publishing demanding leniency for those 15 poor misunderstood #Ferguson Protesters in Cincinnati? —Feckless Fishwrappers

At least last year kindly old Judge Nadel didn’t order Convicted-and-Sentenced Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter to begin serving her sentence until after Christmas. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters

If you’re still having trouble finding those Amazing Amish Christmas Tree Lights in Adams County, call us at 513-474-7777 for directions. — Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Office

Are you sure Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and all of the Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda didn’t get an invitation to My Annual Christmas Party at the Schmidt Run Estates at 771 Wards Corner Road, where I plan to announce my return to politics? —“Mean Jean” Schmidt

          We’re all planning to be there, so that party will really rock. —CFK’s Conservative Crew

And we’ll all be there to sing “Mean Jean’s Twelve Days of Christmas.” —Republicans for Higher Taxes

Don’t forget our Chintzy Christmas Party last year, where any political wannabee could get in for free, but they still had to pay for your own food and drinks. —COAST’s Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney

We made Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane feel really welcome at the Anderson High School’s Class of ‘56 Survivors Dinner at Red Lobster. —Kane’s Classmate’s Who’ve Never Read What He’s Said About Them In The Blower

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All

We think we deserve more credit. —United Appall People

Please tell the yoofs and protesters there be only 18 mo’ shopliftin’ days till Kwanzaa! —Kwanzaa Klaus

Hey, everybody: a new shipment of Chabotheads has just arrived. —K-Mart

With so few Blacks and Jews in Northern Kentucky, it will be hard trying to decide which minor holiday to ignore in December. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Will we be once again combining our Christmas Parties at Forum in Covington on December 19 with our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders this year? —The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club)

This year we have a special authentic Christmas display with the Three Wise Men flying in on a pterodactyl. —Answers in Genesis

Forget about the gift exchange at the company Christmas Party. No gift exchange is allowed since union members feel $10 is too much money for any gift, and executives believe $10 won’t even buy a crappy little gift. So… NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.  —Patty Lewis, Human Resource Director

During the holiday season, our Covington Bimbo Chorale will be singing, “Oh. Come, All Ye Unfaithful.” —Phyllis on Madison

On the night before Christmas, and all through the town, not a sign of Baby Jesus, should ever be found. —The Northern Kentucky ACLU

That’s funny, there are 14 babies named Jesus in our neighborhood. —Future DemocRAT Voting Illegal Immigrants in NoKY hoping for Amnesty This Christmas

This year for Christmas, we’re not even giving all our Boondoggle County employees an extra lump of coal. —Judge Defective Once Moore

When is Governor Steve sending out his “Holiday” cards? —The American Family Association

During the holiday season, it’s important to spend time with your family. The least they could’ve done is put us all us Erpenbecks in the same jail. —Bill and Tony Erpenbeck

My favorite Christmas tradition involves reindeer meat. —Billy Bob Carbine

Don’t forget. You don’t have to be Druish to celebrate the Winter Solstice on December 21. —Dave the Druid

And when they are celebrating World Orgasm for Peace Day in 2015, can we still have our Fake Orgasms? —Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell  

Men never fake orgasms, because no man wants to make a face like that without the reward. —Husbands of Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell

Do you think World Orgasm Day would be a good day to give a party? —Miss Vicki

Not every Winter Solstice celebration involves a barnyard animal. —Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams

Which holiday do they observe for the Summer Solstice? —Trish the Dish

Sheree Paolello always liked it when we used to say “orgasms” on the air. —Jack Atherton (Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you’re having trouble finding me)

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Local People Running For Congress Next Year!

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