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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story — 

Ever Since That Big Fat Rasta Wedding When Bong-er’s Daughter Married Her Dreadlocked Jamaican-Born Construction Worker, The Former Speaker’s Gone To Pot.


Sen. Durbin Asks For Name Of Zuckerberg’s Hotel In Privacy Question


Cruz Grills Zuckerberg About Political Bias At Facebook


Zuckerberg Gets Hilariously Trolled By The Internet

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”

Someone Photoshopped Mark Zuckerberg As Data From ‘Star Trek’ And It’s Incredible

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Mueller Pumping Daniels For Dirt

LOS ANGELES (WORLD NEWS BUREAU) – Robert Mueller and his team have reportedly been furiously pounding Stormy Daniels ‘around the clock’ for information on Donald Trump.

Sources say the intensity of Mueller’s probing of the porn star during a number of closed-door meetings has left the 73-year-old investigator ‘exhausted to the point of collapse.’ So far, no less than 43 different individuals on Mueller’s staff have participated in questioning Daniels, prompting many to assume she is the key to possibly indicting Trump.

The frenzied pace of the investigation is apparently taking its toll on Mueller and his team, as a number of them are being treated for ‘minor infections probably related to stress,’ according to sources close to the investigation.

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Zuckerberg Injured During Senate HearingsTO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

Zuckerberg Requires House Members To Accept Terms Of Service Before He Testifies

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Congress Reassures Nervous Zuckerberg They Won’t Actually Do Anything About This

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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #46 Published On April 16, 1991)  You Can See That Entire Edition HERE

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