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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— MORE OF THE PORN NEWS THEY SEEM TO LOSE — 

Earlier this week, when aging porn slut Stormy Daniels’ Much Ado About Nothing “60 Minutes” Jerry Springer Interview never showed all those BJ Tips CNN’s Anderson Cooper wanted to see so he could satisfy his man,

The Blower had a contest to see which of our top three Vile-and-Disgusting Adults-Only Google Imagines Links (“Stormy Daniels Sexy,” “Stormy Daniels Porn,” and “Stormy Daniels Blow Jobs”) got the most Clicks.

Amazingly, It Was A “Three-Way” Tie (if you know what we mean)

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

EXCLUSIVE! Photo Of Stormy Daniels And Trump

WORLD NEWS BUREAU – After weeks of negotiations with an unnamed source in the adult entertainment industry, we are pleased to present an exclusive photo of Stormy Daniels with Donald Trump.

The candid photo was allegedly taken during a steamy tryst in a New York hotel shower and may be one of the most sought-after images in recent history, reportedly commanding a purchase price ‘well in excess of seven figures.’

“An opportunity like this comes once in a lifetime – we would have paid nearly any price,” said a WNB spokesperson.

So far, the White House has yet to respond.

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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #44 Published On April 1, 1991)You Can See That Entire Edition HERE

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —

— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —

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