WE’RE CATCHING UP, SO THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
JERUSALEM — A popular YouTuber died suddenly on Monday while filming an unboxing video of the famed Ark of the Covenant. The sacred Jewish artifact, which had recently been discovered by archeologists in a cave outside Jerusalem, had been turned over to the Israel Antiquities Authority who recruited a Gen Z influencer to document the find.
“Okay fam, let’s get this baby open!” said YouTuber AshdodCat49 before her face was vaporized during the live stream. The famous last words by the influencer have since been turned into a meme by Jews around the world.
The unboxing video is three minutes long. It includes some commentary by AshdodCat49 who said the ark which bears the testimony of the law of Moses looked “totes lame” and was probably a fake.
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs.
They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it
As news dropped that former President Donald Trump may soon be facing his fifth federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that no American citizen is above the law they only selectively enforce.
PELOSI’S BOY TOY proposed a radical solution to the nation’s antisemitism problem: getting rid of all the Jews. The plan is already being embraced by leaders of Hamas, Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, the government of Iran, and the Democrat party.
“It recently struck me that the common thread among all of these heinous instances of antisemitism is that they are directed towards Jews,” BOY TOY noted at a press conference. “If we can get rid of all the Jews, we can get rid of antisemitism once and for all!”
Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban
THE ONION
BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
HERE’S HOW MUCH WE OWE
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 404 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.
