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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
President Trump will NOT be attending the Disingenuous DemocRAT White House Correspondents’ Dinner on April 28… because he’d rather be with his supporters.
While the fake news media are toasting themselves in the swamp, the President will be holding a campaign rally in the great state of Michigan with his fellow “Deplorables.”
It should just like last year’s Revenge Rally in Pennsylvania to upstage the Disingenuous DemocRAT White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington that he and his staff were boycotting to protest their dishonest media coverage.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— DELUSIONAL DEMOCRAT UPDATE —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
With Only 13 More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Election, Mike DeWhine Calls Mary Taylor A “LIAR”
— Anderson Redskin Uprising —
Deep State strikes again: They hid getting rid of a football coach for inappropriate behavior with students. People are just now finding out about it. “Executive session” is becoming a well-worn tool in Forest Hills. Obviously some other tools getting used, too.
The Muck Stops Here
You would not believe the love we are getting for those lawsuits. So many people delighted to see PG exposed. Not just republicans, democrats, independents. Reporters. people from all walks of life thrilled to watch him squirm.
Multiple reporters have told me that PG and Squealback look “scared” at city hall. They know what their text messages contain and they know the entire city will know as well soon.
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Warren: Challenger Is No Indian
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts (World News Bureau) — Senator Elizabeth Warren is fighting back against challenger Shiva Ayyadurai’s campaign slogan that “Only a real Indian can defeat a fake Indian” by asserting Ayyadurai is the one who is fake.
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‘Sanctuary County’ For Gun Owners: How DARE They?
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Op-Ed: If You Could Stop Comparing Me To Donald Trump, That’d Be Great
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #48 Published On April 30, 1991) 
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 460 And There Are Now Only 922 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
