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“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (09/27/2023)

WE’RE CATCHING UP, SO THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS FOR WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2023

TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE 

HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —Who Could Win In A Fight Against Superman? feat. Dean Cain

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs.
They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it

As news dropped that former President Donald Trump may soon be facing his fifth federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that no American citizen is above the law they only selectively enforce.

With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Disingenuous D-RATS reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting the impeachment was just a waste of time because Biden would probably be dead in a few weeks anyway.

“These ruthless Republicans are attacking a man who is a breath away from becoming an extremely wealthy corpse,” said Pelosi’s Boy Toy, “Why can’t they just do what we did and pretend like he’s already dead and just run the country without him?”

THE ONIONBABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST  REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

HERE’S HOW MUCH WE OWE

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 401 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.