WE’RE CATCHING UP, SO THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS FOR SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2023

TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE 

HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTY NEWS

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As news dropped that former President Donald Trump may soon be facing his fifth federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that no American citizen is above the law they only selectively enforce.

Disreputable D-RATS have expressed dismay at the GOP’s new low of using impeachment to try to get around an election system that has been thoroughly and substantially rigged. 

“Those conniving Republicans are at it again,” said Pelosi’s Boy Toy from his Lebanon, Ohio Office in the heart of Ohio’s First Congressional District.  “They’re always trying to undermine our Constitutional structures just to get around how we undermined our nation’s election process. The nerve!”

Dishonest D-RATS claim Republicans are wasting over-taxed payers’ dollars by using bank records, whistleblowers, credible allegations, and first-hand witnesses to scheme their way into removing from office a man who rightfully won the election by millions of rigged votes. 

At publishing time, Disingenuous D-RATS had expressed worries House Speaker McCarthy would finish the impeachment process sometime in the next 17 years.

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THE ONION BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST  REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 397 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.