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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23, 2017 

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY — 
Confederate Statues Are Monumental Madness

— MORE MEDIA MOCKERY — 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM BIG HAIRY NEWS —
Politically Correct Statue To Replace Robert E. Lee

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (World News Bureau) – New Orleans Mayor “Mitch” Landrieu has approved a replacement for the statue of Robert E. Lee that was removed in May.

Landrieu and his team spent the last two months working to come up with an American historical symbol that would have broad acceptance while incorporating contemporary values. The final choice, titled “Naughty Natives,” features preening gay American Indians (below) “symbolizing America’s past and future.”

The commission for Naughty Natives was awarded to a local artist and is scheduled to be completed early next year. 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —

Angry Armenian Mob Pulls Down Statue Of John Calvin

PITTSBURGH, PA—A rowdy gang of angry, riled-up Armenian believers gathered to pull down a statue of Reformer John Calvin standing in front of Calvin Reformed Bible College & Seminary, authorities confirmed Friday. (MORE)

— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

The divide between the left and right is widening in America. Instead of rational debate, we’re seeing more vitriol and trench digging. The mainstream media and the left want President Trump impeached. Their bogus ‘Russia’ narrative has unravelled, so now they’re calling Trump’s supporters ‘Nazis’ or ‘white supremacists.’ This is nothing but hysteria and completely ludicrous, but I’ve experienced similar attacks for years. I’m a libertarian cartoonist, but many on the left seem to think that makes me a ‘Nazi.’ No—we libertarians despise socialism in any form! (MORE)

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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Wednesday Is Day Number 217. There Are Now Only 1,167 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.