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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN CONSERVATIVE VIDEOS —
The Left’s Intimidation Tactics
What Is White Privilege And Where Can I Get Some?
Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham Respond To Kimmel’s ‘Liar’ Comment Over Health Bill | NBC News
Mark Steyn, Clapper, Manafort, Trump Wiretapping, and Mueller!
Maxine Waters “Guarantees” That Trump Colluded With Russia
An URGENT Message To #BLM | Florida Looting
Gun Control Works
CNN Finally Admits the Truth
Donald Trump v Hillary Clinton Get Famous Football Moments
— TONIGHT’S BOOK REPORT —
— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM BIG HAIRY NEWS —
Liberal Businesses Posting ‘No Hate’ Signs
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – A growing number of businesses are posting signs stating ‘Hate Has No Business Here’ in an effort to turn away patrons who do not agree with their liberal ideologies.
The signs (below) pledge support for women, blacks, LGBT members, refugees, immigrants, and people of (nearly) all faiths.
Fortunately for conservatives, the vast majority of establishments featuring the signs either ‘suck’ or ‘suck ass’ according to a nonpartisan organization monitoring the trend.
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—TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
DemocRAT Helmer sings about the Planned Parenthood abortion business and the Obamacare disaster.
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— TONIGHT’S BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Ted Cruz ‘Likes’ Filthy Tweet In Effort To Woo Trump Voters
U.S.—In the wee hours of the morning Tuesday, Senator Ted Cruz ‘liked’ an absolutely filthy tweet from his verified Twitter account in what appears to be the beginning of an effort to woo some of Donald Trump’s voting base to his side for the 2020 election. According to an anonymous source within Cruz’s camp, this is just the first action in a years-long strategy to beat the President and win the Republican nomination in the next election. (MORE)
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— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
GOP Leaders Confident They’ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill
WASHINGTON—Increasingly optimistic that the callousness they required would be locked down by the September 30 deadline, GOP leaders were confident Wednesday that they will have the cruelty necessary to pass their new healthcare bill. “While we were nearly there on our previous attempts, with this go-around we’re all but certain we have the savagery we need for this measure to move forward,” said bill coauthor Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), adding that the utter contempt for the lives of middle class and poor Americans appeared to be “falling into place nicely.” “I’m not saying that lining up the wanton disregard for human suffering will be easy, but I’m more and more persuaded that it will be there when this bill ultimately comes to the floor.” At press time, Graham was meeting with several key undecideds, confident they just needed a bit more coaxing before fully pledging their inhumanity.
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Our founding fathers never wrote the Central Intelligence Agency into our Constitution—and with good reason. An unaccountable institution that can hide under the claim of ‘national security’ at every turn while conducting secret operations that include routine violations of our Bill of Rights and even outright torture would be unthinkable to the great men who started our Republic. (MORE)
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