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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY

Trump Offers Mueller Live TV Interview

 

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet — 

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
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‘Dreamers’ Pillage Schumer Neighborhood

BROOKLYN, NY (World News Bureau) – Hordes of illegal alien ‘Dreamers’ protested outside Senator Chuck Schumer’s (RTRD-NY) apartment Tuesday night, creating a nightmare for neighborhood residents and police.

“We had one murder, a number of residents robbed and assaulted, at least 20 cars stripped or stolen, and everything’s covered in graffiti,” said one NYC Police sergeant.

Authorities say Schumer and his wife were evacuated for their own safety after ‘Dreamers’ stripped the building of copper wire and spray-painted their cat.

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Trump Praised By White Nationalist President Of Uganda

America has got one of the best presidents ever. I love Trump because he tells Africans frankly. The Africans need to solve their problems, the Africans are weak.

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Man Who Absolutely Trashed Obama For Eight Years Calls For Utmost Respect For President TrumpTO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State Department

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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #35 Published On January 29, 1991)

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