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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Ever Since That Big Fat Rasta Wedding When Bong-er’s Daughter Married Her Dreadlocked Jamaican-Born Construction Worker, The Former Speaker’s Gone To Pot.
Sen. Durbin Asks For Name Of Zuckerberg’s Hotel In Privacy Question
Cruz Grills Zuckerberg About Political Bias At Facebook
Zuckerberg Gets Hilariously Trolled By The Internet
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
Someone Photoshopped Mark Zuckerberg As Data From ‘Star Trek’ And It’s Incredible
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Mueller Pumping Daniels For Dirt
LOS ANGELES (WORLD NEWS BUREAU) – Robert Mueller and his team have reportedly been furiously pounding Stormy Daniels ‘around the clock’ for information on Donald Trump.
Sources say the intensity of Mueller’s probing of the porn star during a number of closed-door meetings has left the 73-year-old investigator ‘exhausted to the point of collapse.’ So far, no less than 43 different individuals on Mueller’s staff have participated in questioning Daniels, prompting many to assume she is the key to possibly indicting Trump.
The frenzied pace of the investigation is apparently taking its toll on Mueller and his team, as a number of them are being treated for ‘minor infections probably related to stress,’ according to sources close to the investigation.
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Zuckerberg Injured During Senate Hearings
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Zuckerberg Requires House Members To Accept Terms Of Service Before He Testifies
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Congress Reassures Nervous Zuckerberg They Won’t Actually Do Anything About This
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #46 Published On April 16, 1991) 
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 446 And There Are Now Only 936 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
