TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2016
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG LIBERAL MOCKERY
This Morning, The Conservative Daily Post Faux News Site Reported ABC News New York Had Just Confirmed Hillary Dead At Local Hospital

Hillary’s health concerns have caused heated debates on both sides of the political spectrum. Over the past few weeks, the public has watched as Hillary’s health has gradually gotten worse. Just a few weeks ago, her campaign staff notified everyone that Hillary was healthy and doing well. That narrative gradually changed as we all witnessed her excessive coughing fits and even seizures. Sunday is what really did it though. One man captured footage of Hillary seizing up and completely collapsing before being dragged into her campaign vehicle. And to top it all off, as it happened, the valet drivers of the vehicle quickly positioned themselves to block additional camera footage from being gathered. The damage had already been done though. The entire nation witnessed what happened and there’s no way they can hide it. Now it looks like the story has gotten even worse. Based on rogue reports, it is now our understanding that Hillary Rodham Clinton may in fact be dead.

FIVE MORE LIBERAL MOCKERY STORIES WE’RE TRACKING TONIGHT 
#1
A MISTAKE BY WABC WEEKEND ANCHOR JOE TORRES ON SUNDAY MAY HAVE CONFUSED SOME VIEWERS AT THE START OF THE NEW YORK ABC-OWNED STATION’S 6 P.M. NEWSCAST.
(“Good evening,” said Torres. “We begin with Hillary Clinton’s death.”) Read more HERE.  

#2 

Crooked Hillary’s Email Scandals, Questionable Donations From Foreign Governments, Cronyism And Countless Acts Of Corruption Show That She Is Unfit To Be President. Save America From Clinton Fatigue

#3
Tweet Of The Day

#4

#5
TRUMP SLAMS HILLARY: “WHILE MY OPPONENT SLANDERS YOU AS DEPLORABLE… I CALL YOU HARD-WORKING, AMERICAN PATRIOTS”

GREAT TIMING

LATE NIGHT TV
Jimmy Kimmel Says Hillary’s Conspiracy Theories Would Be Harder to Believe If They Didn’t Actually Come True

MORE 2016 CAMPAIGN BULLSHIT 

MORE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BIAS

TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARDS

PLUS

BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER
South Park Premiere Mocks Colin Kaepernick And His Supporters

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUNNING AMOK
University of the South College Deems “9/11: Never Forget” Posters Offensive To Muslims, Bans Student Group From Displaying Them

HILLARY’S HEALTH ISSUES

TONIGHT’S WHISTLEBLOWER POLL

TONIGHT’S POLITICAL POSTER
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PLUS, THESE TWO NEW CONSERVATIVE VIDEOS

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The Blower believes the next 56 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.

TODAY’S EARLIER EDITIONS

“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

“Only 56 More Days Till The Election” (Is Hillary’s Health Scare Finally Over?)

“D Plorabus Unum” (Because Hillary’s Calling All Of Us “Deplorables”)

Fast Forward to 2017

And that’s the way it was today on the 128th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.

*1,155 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
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