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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE PRE-THANKSGIVING STORIES —
The Degrading Ritual of Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Pre-Thanksgiving Press Briefing
Outrage Over The Redskins Playing Thanksgiving Game
NFL schedules Redskins at home in Washington on Thanksgiving (really) 
Maine Police: Don’t Eat Turkeys From The Dumpster
— Tonight’s Top Three Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Steyn: Taxpayer-Funded Payouts to Congressmen’s Accusers ‘Pure Mad-Men’
Tomi Lahren: Trump Tweets at LaVar Ball and Mainstream Media Falls All Over Itself
CNN’s Chris Cuomo Trolled into Oblivion – Live On Air
Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters From Today’s Toons
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER — 
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
White House Unveils Trump Portrait
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – The White House unveiled the official presidential portrait of Donald Trump today (below).
After Democrats quickly condemned the portrait, President Trump responded by social media: “This is me signaling what I think about you and your party’s opinion of me. BTW, that includes McCain and the RINOs, too. #bitemeloserlibs.”
Vice President Pence defended the portrait: “I’d expect nothing less.”
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Hillary To Leave Earth To Be President On Another Planet
The negotiations started under the Obama presidency under the codename “Iranian Deal” while, in fact, it still was the same “Uranus Deal.”
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Charlie Rose Presses Self About Sexual Harassment Allegations In Tense Charlie Rose Interview
NEW YORK—Refusing to back down from the subject during their often contentious exchange, talk show host Charlie Rose reportedly pressed himself about the recent sexual harassment allegations against him in a tense Charlie Rose interview on Tuesday. “Eight women who either worked with you or aspired to work with you… (MORE)
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