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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES —
Al FrankenGrope Sexually Harasses Deaf Girl

U.S. Navy Is Very Sorry Their Pilot Drew A Dong In The Sky

Decadent-And-Depraved DemocRAT Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Bill O’Neill: “I Was Sexually Intimate With 50 Very Attractive Females”
“Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males. As a candidate for Governor let me save my opponents some research time. In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females. It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland. Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis. I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago. Peace.”

— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —
AL FRANKEN BUSTED: Faces Groping Accusations! Doggone it Al, People DON’T Like You!

Senator Al Franken: There’s No Humor In Politics


Senator Al Franken’s Campaign Rival Took His Beastiality Joke Out Of Context 

Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

Today’s Top Tweet

— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Al Franken Admits Groping
Like Weinsten, Franken Had Special Part For Actress

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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Whistleblower Sunday NFL Boycott Countdown Continues

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

    News Executive Latest Target Of Sex Accusations

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Al Franken’s Sexual Misconduct: More Pictures Revealed

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Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Few Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals

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Congressman Checks In Real Quick With Ethics Office To Make Sure Pressing Exposed Penis Against Intern Doesn’t Constitute Sexual Harassment

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