Daily Archives: June 28, 2023

“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (06/26/2023)

MONDAY, JUNE 26, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SEVENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

Man Caught Drinking Bud Light Insists He’s Not Gay

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs.
They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it

A guy we’ll call “TRANS-TAMER Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY would be flying the Gay Flag during Cincinnati’s June’s Gay Pride Month at his inconveniently located office in Lebanon, Ohio.

“Just like when he was at Cincinnati City Hall,” Kane explained.

PERVERT PRIDE CELEBRATIONS ACROSS AMERICATO START SLIDESHOW, CLICK HERE

THE ONION

Congratulations! You did it! By clicking on this link, you have officially proven that you’re not gay! All those other people who didn’t click the link are gay. And lame. HA! Sucks to be them!

But you’re different, friend. You’re heterosexual and based. You only click links of the opposite sex, which this is. Feel free to print out a copy of this article to show everyone how not gay you are.

Way to go! Today is the first day of the rest of your un-gay life

BABYLON BEE

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICA L PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST  REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 488 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.