Daily Archives: March 14, 2023

“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (03/13/2023)

MONDAY, MARCH 13, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SECOND-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

Pfizer Unable To Finish Press Conference As Spokespeople Keep Collapsing

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

A guy we’ll call “Trichinosis Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY will be receiving applications before 5 p.m. on Friday, March 17 so he can select 15 Pork Projects in Ohio’s First Congressional District to submit to the Congressional Pork Committee for consideration.

 

“Earmarking Pork Projects was banned by Conservatives a decade ago after high-profile cases of corruption were exposed,” Kane explained. “Unfortunately, earmarks are making a big return in Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden’s appropriations package and DISINGENUOUS D-RATS are all doing their part.”

Hollywood’s Biggest Stars Explain Why The Oscars Are Still Relevant

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THE ONION

BABYLON BEE

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 606 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.