WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN IS PROUD OF ILLEGITIMATE FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN’S REALLY CRAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY DECORATIONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN
But You Weren’t the Only One Who Forgot
Remember when you went to grade school and you used to come on Valentine’s Day with a big bag full of Valentine’s from all of your little classmates? Remember how good you felt? Maybe that’s why we’re feeling a little low this morning, because we still can’t stop thinking about all those people who didn’t send us a Valentine this year.
DISGRACED EX-PRESIDENT OBAMA, who’s still busy organizing a Shadow Government Coup Against Trump, didn’t send us a Valentine.
OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THE LIBERAL PROPAGANDA MEDIA, who are still too busy colluding with Disingenuous D-RATS, didn’t send us a Valentine.
DUMBED-DOWN, SELF-ABSORBED, MEDIA-INFLUENCED, CELEBRITY-OBSESSED, POLITICALLY-CORRECT, UNINFORMED, SHORT-ATTENTION-SPAN, FREE-STUFF GRABBING, LOW-INFORMATION OBAMA SUPPORTERS WHO PUT THE POSITIVELY WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY IN THE WHITE HOUSE—TWICE, AND FAILED TRYING TO GIVE OBAMA A THIRD TERM BY VOTING FOR HILLARY, AND ARE NOW CLAIMING TRUMP ISN’T THEIR PRESIDENT, BECAUSE THEY GET ALL OF THEIR INFORMATION FROM THE LOCAL LIBERAL PROPAGANDA MEDIA, LIKE THE ONES AT THE FISHWRAP AND ON CHANNEL 5, 9, 12, 19, AND SPECTRUM didn’t send us a Valentine.
DELUSIONAL EX-GOP OHIO GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH, who hasn’t thanked The Blower for all that “FREE PUBLICITY” for his Wet Dream Presidential Campaign in 2020, didn’t send us a Valentine.
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL, who’s in no big hurry for ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN’S impeachment hearings didn’t send us a Valentine.
EX-ROB “FIGHTING FOR NEVER TRUMPERS” PORTMAN, whose legacy is totally in the crapper, didn’t send us a Valentine didn’t send us a Valentine.
DELUSIONAL GOP OHIO GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH, who hasn’t thanked The Blower for all that “FREE PUBLICITY” for his Wet Dream Presidential Campaign in 2020, didn’t send us a Valentine.
HONORABLE FORMER OHIO FIRST DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN STEVE CHABOTHEAD, who got royally screwed by the Republican Gerrymanderers in Columbus, didn’t send us a Valentine.
DOOFUS-D-RAT PELOSI’S BOY TOY, who thinks he can best represent voters in Ohio’s First Congressional District can be best represented from Lebanon, didn’t send us a Valentine.
OHIO’S EIGHTH DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN WARREN DAVIDSON, who said ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN lied about Republican attempts to cut Social Security during his STATE OF THE HATE ADDRESS, didn’t send us a Valentine.
OHIO SECOND DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN “BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP, who is busy fighting ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN’S UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACTIONS, didn’t send us a Valentine.
KENTUCKY FOURTH DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN THOMAS MASSIE, whose one-sentence bill to abolish the federal Department of Education is going absolutely nowhere, didn’t send us a Valentine.
“TAXKILLER TOM” BRINKMAN, who’s about to run out of things to run for, didn’t send us a Valentine.
BUCKWHEAT BLACKWELL, who along with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Charles Foster Kane is once again a finalist for this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month, didn’t send us a Valentine.
DILDO WORLD FOUNDER PATTY BRISBEN, whose 60%-off sale on all “Business Starter kits” ends on February 28, didn’t send us a Valentine.
MICKEY ESPOSITO, who said his dance card was full for last night’s light’s out festivities in prison, didn’t send us a Valentine.
REVERED FORMER CONGRESSMAN BOB MCEWEN, who said it was 75 degrees at 6:00 PM in Naples, Florida, didn’t send a Valentine.
FORMER WLW HATE RADIO TRASH TALKER DARYLL PARKS, who says anybody who plans to vote for the Forrest Gump Schools Rabbit Levy is really stupid, didn’t send us a Valentine.
EX-HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP, who is now doing for Ohio what he did for Hamilton County, didn’t send us a Valentine.
DISINGENUOUS D-RAT CINCINNATI MAYOR AFLACK, who’s glad suburbanites who pay his city’s income taxes don’t get to vote, didn’t send us a Valentine.
FORMER ANDERSON TRUSTEE ANDY PAPPAS, who’s living his entire life on Facebook these days, didn’t send us a Valentine.
LOONEY LIBERTARIAN JIM BERNS, who’s fighting the good fight with his REPUBLICANS FOR A GREATER CINCINNATI, didn’t send us a Valentine.
REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES, which used to be more active than they are at the moment), didn’t send us a Valentine.
OHIO STATE REP-TILE “MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT, who was one of the GANG of 22 voting with all 32 D-RATS to elect Jason Stephens Speaker of the House, and In doing so, betrayed the Pro-Life movement, the School Choice Movement, and Republicans all across Ohio, didn’t send us a Valentine.
WHISTLEBLOWER ALTERNATIVE LIFE-STYLE CONTRIBUTORS BEN DOVER AD PHIL MCKREVIS, who were too busy enjoying their naughty candy hearts on Valentine’s Day, didn’t send us a Valentine.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN, who says on this date in 1898, a massive explosion of unknown origin sunk the battleship USS Maine in Cuba’s Havana harbor, killing 260 of the fewer than 400 American crew members aboard and an official U.S. government inquiry has still not affixed the blame, didn’t send us a Valentine.
QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE, who chose Henny Youngman’s “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it,” didn’t send us a Valentine.
TEA PARTY PATRIOTS, who say the Left’s attempt to create a ‘Resistance’ was not modeled on their organization, didn’t send us a Valentine
DISGRACED FORMER MASTURBATING ANDERSON TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE KEVIN O’BRIEN, who is still gloating about his revenge managing the campaign of the Dishonest Disguised Obama Liberal D-RAT who ambushed long-time Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson by telling a lot of lies and successfully convinced a big bunch of dumbed-down voters that she was truly “non-partisan,” didn’t send us a Valentine.
ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS, who still manages to get his name in The Fishwrap once in a while, even though he’s been suspended from practicing law in both Ohio and Kentucky, didn’t send us a Valentine.
FORMER HAMILTON COUNTY DEMO-LABOR PARTY BOSS TIM BURKA, who still says that time years ago when he investigated Hamilton County Republican Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ 2012 voting address was “not political,” didn’t send us a Valentine.
OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, whose Kenton County Hoosegow is bursting at the seams with the usual druggies, thugs, thieves, and scum bags, didn’t send us a Valentine.
OUR GOOD FRIEND BOBBY LEACH, reminding us that there are still a little more than four more weeks to wait for BB&BJ Day, didn’t send us a Valentine.
CONSERVATIVE BLUEGRASS SENATOR RAND PAUL, who just introduced Legislation and Senate Rule to Enact Congressional Transparency, didn’t send us a Valentine.
BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE’S FELLOW SURVIVORS OF THE ANDERSON HIGH SCHOOL CLASS OF 1956, now planning their 100-year reunion in 2026, didn’t send a Valentine.
BUNKY TADWELL, who’s still too busy watching the skies for Killer Chinese Spy Balloons over Cleves, didn’t send us a Valentine.
FINALLY, STILL-MY-PRESIDENT TRUMP, who said he was happy we could join him for dinner at Mar-A-Lago last weekend, actually did send this Valentine.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially people who didn’t send us a Valentine!
SORRY I FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY HOT LINE
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