THURSDAY, DECEMBER 08, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE SHOWED YOU EVERYTHING WE KNEW ABOUT ELON MUSK’S TWITTER FILES

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Real Satire News Said It Probably Wouldn’t Be Too Hard For Our New Ohio First District Congressman To Find A Place To Stay In Washington D.C. “since our BOY TOY says he’ll always feel welcome in Paul Pelosi’s Closet.”

In Our Conservative Agenda, Victor Davis Hanson explained “How Corrupt is a Corrupt Media”Political Posters Showed A Focused Picture Of How People Were Reacting To The News Of The Day.

OUR CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CARTOONIST BEN GARRISON WAS SHOWING US TIME MAGAZINE MAKING ZELENSKI ”PERSON OF THE YEAR”

We Were Pretty Sure We’d Found THE ANDERSON APOCALYPSE’S Favorite Political Poster

Our Facebook Flashback Was Remembering The Japanese Sneak Attack On Pearl Harbor

Babylon Bee Babylon Bee reported the Biden* Administration’s Problems With The Press

THE WHISTLEBLOWER ELECTION INTEGRITY PROJECT SAID, “IT’S A GOOD THING STATE LEGISLATURES HAD BEEN WORKING ON ELECTION INTEGRITY BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD ABOUT IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN IN CONGRESS.” AND GANNETT ORDERED OUR LOCAL MORNING FISHWRAP TO ROLL BACK OP-EDS AFTER “REPELLING READERS” WITH BIASED ARTICLES

BUT TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
WITH ONLY SIX-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE 2024 ELECTIONS FOR OUR BEST BIDEN BENCHMARK YET