FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Real-Life British Guy Explains Weird British Stuff To Americans
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THE ONION
The people of Martha’s Vineyard are facing a border crisis, with immigrants being shipped in from Florida by the planeload. But the fine people of the wealthy community have come up with some unique and innovative ways of handling the crisis. Here are the 9 steps they are taking to solve the issue:
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1. Building a wall – A big, beautiful wall.
2. Deporting people who are there illegally – They’ve already been shipped out by bus. Smart!
3. Employing mounted border patrol to whip migrants away – It’s not humane, but it is effective.
4. Firing cans of tear gas – This was Obama’s idea.
5. Pulling down their “Immigrants are welcome here” signs and replacing with ones that say “Go away or we will taunt you a second time.” – Just to avoid any confusion!
6. Putting the migrants to work on the hedges and baseboards – If you can’t deport ’em, employ ’em!
7. Building cages for the migrant kids – Gotta separate them from their parents for processing, of course.
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Declaring a border crisis and calling in the military – It’s time to get tough!
9. Reminding people that there are legal paths to citizenship and that having a strong immigration policy is not the same thing as hating other cultures – A unique take no one has ever thought of before.
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10. Really smart ideas, wealthy liberal elites! We should think about using these tactics on our other border…
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BABYLON BEE
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
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