TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 06
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Gender Studies Grad Demands Blue-Collar Worker Pay Off Her Loans
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
Hey there, person! Are you still using electricity? We all know electricity makes the earth cry, which is why California recently banned it altogether. If you are one of the heartless few still using electricity to cool your home or charge your phone, here are 10 electricity alternatives. Try them all to become a better human being!
- Buy an electric car so you can burn it for warmth: Those lithium batteries really light up!
- Offer burnt sacrifices to an ancient pagan god so he’ll give you mild weather: You won’t have to turn on the AC ever again!
- Just die: Problem solved! Just make sure your death with dignity is handled by a trusted healthcare professional.
- Get transferred into the body of a blue alien on a distant planet’s moon and then fall in love with one of the locals while learning to live off of the land naturally and then betray the entire human race: No electricity though. Hooray!
- Become Amish:Wait — they use electricity now? Never mind.
- Use your neighbor’s electricity: That’s socialism!
- Weld four mechanical arms to your body and create the power of the sun in the palm of your handUIf Doc Ock can do it, so can you.
- Get around town in a golden throne carried by servants: Make sure you have an extra servant trailing behind to fan you and feed you grapes.
- Become a very important billionaire or politician:Their electricity usage doesn’t count. Life hack!
- Have lots and lots of good intentions because they make you feel really warm inside:Entire cities can be powered by good intentions.
NOT SATIRE: The government can’t solve our problems… We must embrace liberty! Young Americans for Liberty (YAL) is fighting back by building a bench of over 250 liberty candidates by the end of 2022.
YAL was founded out of the Students for Ron Paul movement and now serves as the most effective pro-liberty student network in the country. This year, our students have mobilized to knock on doors for pro-liberty candidates and legislation across America. Their work will literally make millions of Americans more free.
Please help us reach our goal!
Sean Themea
Chief of Staff
Young Americans for Liberty
BABYLON BEE
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
— MAKE AMERICA GREAT UPDATE —
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 63 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
