FRIDAY, JULY 15
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-FIRST-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
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Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
Being a conservative working at Starbucks is more dangerous than being a Navy Seal behind enemy lines. If you want to play a fun game, try looking for the closeted conservative at your local Starbucks. There’s usually at least one. Just don’t out them, or you may ruin their lives!
Here’s how to spot that closeted conservative hiding in plain sight:
1. Wears only one pride pin: Doing the bare minimum. It’s like he doesn’t even care about LGBTQ+ rights.
2. Has fewer than 13 piercings: Also, be on the lookout for normal-colored hair.
3. Drops everything and stands at attention whenever Trump’s face comes on the TV screen: Could also just be attracted to Trump. Sometimes it’s hard to distinguish the two.
4. Kills spiders for all the liberal male employees: So manly.
5. Says the conservative code words, “Merry Christmas”: The modern-day secret handshake.
6. Gives you a respectful nod when you order black coffee: The official drink of red-pilled white cis-males.
7. Spells names correctly: Sure sign of a quality classical homeschool education!
8. Won’t let transients defecate on the restroom walls: Where does he want them to go? THE TOILET?! This is oppression!
9. Doesn’t seethe when you assume his gender: Also, it’s possible to assume his gender quite easily.
10. Refuses to make you a Unicorn Frappuccino: Have a little dignity, for goodness sake.
Share this list with your friends and turn your next Starbucks visit into a fun game!
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
— MAKE AMERICA GREAT UPDATE —
TOMORROW’S SAVE AMERICA RALLY IN ARIZONA HAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 116 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
NOT ONLY THAT, KANE ALSO SAYS THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA WILL BE MONITORING TO SEE IF THERE’S ANY ACTUAL CAMPAIGNING GOING ON FOR THE OHIO PRIMARY ELECTIONS PART DEUX IN 18 MORE DAYS.
