“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (02/24/2022)

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDREDTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

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MAR-A-LAGO, FL—As Russia invaded Ukraine last night, the world anxiously waited for an official statement from the One True President who would never let something like this happen and will fix everything: Donald Trump.

In an exclusive interview with Fox News, Trump assured the world he will get everything under control.

“Sleepy Joe Biden is a total loser who doesn’t know what he’s doing,” said Trump to Laura Ingraham. “He’s plunging the world into chaos! Total disgrace. And on top of all that, he treated me very badly, by the way. Very badly. Unlike Putin, who was actually very nice to me and would never have invaded Ukraine if I was President, which I rightfully am.”

Ingraham then asked Trump what he plans to do about Russia’s invasion.

“Well, I’m gonna be reinstated as President, first of all,” replied Trump. “Then we’re gonna do a deal. A really good deal with Putin. I’m the best at making deals. Biden doesn’t know deals like I do. And his son, Hunter! Have you seen him? What a beauty that guy is! Hunter was actually very nice to me but he’s a crackhead. Sad.”

According to several sources, America and the rest of the world breathed a sigh of relief knowing a “strong, capable alpha” like Trump will soon be back in charge

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICA L PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL DAILY MAIL STORY

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky meets with Sean Penn on Thursday as war rips through Ukraine. Penn is filming a documentary for VICE. He posted beneath it: ‘The more people know about the war in the Ukraine, the higher the likelihood of stopping Russia!’. Zelensky is a former actor and comedian himself

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The GOP takes the spotlight this weekend at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, best known as CPAC. This year’s event is being held at the Rosen Shingle Creek in Orlando, Florida, and will see former President Donald Trump headlining and delivering a prime-time speech on Saturday.

The event has been cited as a platform for prospective 2024 Republican presidential candidates to launch their cases, as well as a crucial gathering ahead of this year’s midterm elections. And given the ever-growing divide within the Republican Party, the event is set to provide a glimpse into the GOP’s plans moving forward.

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie in their effort to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 69 days before this year’s primary’s elections on May 03, unless they’re postponed.