SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S BABYLON BEE VIDEO —
Trudeau Claims Truckers Only Hate Him Because He’s Black
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
So, after 2 years of mask mandates, it turned out they didn’t do anything! Sad!
Don’t feel too bad though, because the latest science indicates masks were highly effective at stopping the spread of these ten other things:
1) Ugly Person Sightings: Whew!
2) Celebrity Sightings: Even worse than an ugly person sighting.
3) Procreation: Since we know kissing makes babies and babies destroy the planet, this is great news.
4) Freedom: The dangerous alt-right love of “freedom” must never be allowed to spread.
5) Kids learning how to speak properly: Kids should be seen and not heard.
6) Obnoxious hipster mustaches: It was high time for these to go anyway.
7) The DROPLETS: No! Not the droplets! SAVE US FROM THE DROPLETS!!
8) Mouthed warnings to your kids that you’re going to kill them if they don’t stop acting like idiots in a public place: We had to do a lot of pinching instead.
9) Talking tough while holding a toothpick in your mouth: Thank God this toxically masculine practice is over.
10) Empathy: Empathy makes us feel for dangerous enemies of the state. No longer!
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODY FOX NEWS STORY
OH CANADA — Video Shows Police Trampling Protesters On PURPOSE With Horses…
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie in their effort to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 73 days before this year’s primary’s elections on May 03, unless they’re postponed.
WILL PORTMAN’S ENDORSEMENT BE THE KISS OF DEATH FOR JANE TIMKEN IN OHIO US SENATE RACE
THE BLOWER REMEMBERS ONE ENDORSEMENT OF A WOMAN THAT DIDN’T TURN OUT SO WELL.
