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05 january ANDERSON APOCALYPSE UPDATE

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 05 2022
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTIETH
AND THE ANDERSON APOCALYPSE IS RIDING AGAIN

Today, our Equestrian Apocalypse Analyst Dr. Irving Dullahan says after the holiday hiatus, the Forest Hills School Board gets back underway with its annual organizational meeting on Thursday, January 6. For those who like to plan ahead, a two-day notice may be problematical. But to a school district averse to anything long term, it’s business as usual.

Will we see the four new board members inducted wearing their Redskins sweatshirts? The new board will then elect officers.

Do you want to know who will be president?

The most-experienced board member is Leslie Rasmussen. The four other board members probably wouldn’t want to vote for her.

Who among the other four? It’s anybody’s guess.

If they do elect Rasmussen, once more we’d see politicians who don’t do what the voters elected them for.

Probably makes no difference. In an Apocalypse, not much does make a difference. Like trying to stop a tsunami.

What ground rules might be established? No screaming, kicking, eye-gouging, or hair-pulling? Maybe not a bad idea given Rasmussen’s propensity to become publicly emotional when frustrated. She’s going to be really frustrated with no allies on the board.

Will Forest Heis stage an insurrection, claiming the election was stolen and he should still be on the board? Or, will he be lurking in the back row like a stray cat that just can’t leave because it got fed there for so long?

Will Q-Anon finally appear and do something?

The Apocalypse will have to keep watching.

Things we do expect: Drama. Incompetence. Spin. Maybe some change but little to none for the good of our self-destructive, sheepish, levy-passing over-taxed payers.

We can also see this happening: Rasmussen raises her hand to speak. The board president turns to her and says, “The Chair recognizes Dr. Rasmussen. Oh wait, we really don’t. hahahahaha. Next speaker.”

Don’t you just love a good Apocalypse?

ANTI-WOKE POLICY POSITIONS IN EFFECT ON JAN 06

ATTENTION FHSD STUDENTS: YOU ARE NOW PERMITTED TO READ THESE E-DITIONS

REMEMBERING OUR REDSKIN