THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 04
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED-AND- EIGHTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S BABYLON BEE VIDEO —
Secret Service Agent Spotted Carrying Diaper Bag
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
Thousands of years ago, God gave mankind his 10 Commandments which became the basis for law and Western Civilization. Unfortunately, it’s been a long time since they were updated to be more suitable for modern audiences! NOT OK!
Thankfully, woke scholars have done just that! Here are the newly updated “woke” 10 Commandments.
1) Thou shalt have no other Gods before the all-powerful State (duh!)
2) Thou shalt not make for yourself any graven image (unless it’s a giant bronze BLM raised fist you bow down to every morning)
3) Thou shalt not take the name of your Lord God in vain (unless you’re reminding everyone that Jesus was actually a Socialist revolutionary)
4) Remember Pride Month, and keep it holy
5) Honor your father and your mother (unless they are evil MAGA racists. In that case, you should cancel them.)
6) Thou shalt not kill (Unless you’re killing a fascist by beating them over the head with a “tolerance” sign)
7) Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless it’s consensual)
8) Thou shalt not steal (unless you’re looting a Nike shoe store for justice)
9) Thou shalt not bear false witness (unless you’re living your truth!)
10) Thou shalt not covet (unless you are coveting the possessions of a rich white oppressor. Then, it’s totally ok)
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODY WITH THIS ACTUAL 911 STORY
BREAKING: Biden Admin. Sues Texas Over New Voting Laws
Can You Tell The Difference
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Political Reckoning on Election Integrity and Total Accountability For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 180 days before this year’s elections on May 03.
