TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27, 2020
TRUMP’S SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THERE’S NO NEED TO WATCH THE NEWS. THE BLOWER WILL TELL YOU IF JOKE BIDEN* EVER DOES SOMETHING RIGHT

Clermont County Conspiracy  Update

Wouldn’t it be funny if there had been an event on Tuesday night at the Holiday Inn Eastgate for people wanting to start a Patriot Party to compete with the Republican Party?  Approximately 100 people could’ve attended. Wouldn’t it have been a coincidence that this was the same place the Clermont Cronies hold their large gatherings.  Queen of the Cronies “Mean Jean” Schmidt might’ve flown in on her broom at the request of the organizer, who would’ve been a Schmidt Head. Not sure if Larry Householder would’ve been there or not. Even if “Mean Jean” attended, not many Turkish people would’ve been in attendance.  The event would’ve been organized by former Clermont County Tea Partiers, who still hadn’t figured out they were supposed to capitalize “TEA,”  like the TEA Party in Anderson. Our Political gadfly and obsessive-compulsive litigator who didn’t get along with the event’s organizer wouldn’t have attended because he would’ve been busy drafting another lawsuit against Clermont  County Republican elected officials Tuesday night  — this time his victim would be the Pierce Township Trustees. Our Gadfly would likely be organize his own competing event across the street at the movie brewhouse later so he could film it to put on his Facebook page. And wouldn’t it be really funny if the attorney who filed the lawsuit against Pierce Township was none other than “Mean Jean’s” Phone Boy Nick Owens?