TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 26, 2021
TRUMP’S SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WILL THE BLOWER BE COVERING BOTH THE ANDERSON GOP’S AND OUR CLERMONT CRONIES’ BIG TEA PARTY MEETING TONIGHT?

You bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less.

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

This week, everybody who still approves of The Blower’s policy to ban any content that does not include “Stop the Steal,” “Rigged Election” or “Biden’s Voter Fraud” ahead of the 2024 Elections in only 1379 more days,  e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.  

The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why we’re even bothering to watch a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.

Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2024 Campaign Counter, Memberships in both the Anderson GOP and Clermont County TEA Party that are meeting at the same time tonight, and a virtual front-row seat at The Trumpster’s Second Impeachment Trial in the Senate.

His Winning Entry Is:
Will We Ever See The Trumpster’s Plan B?
Missing evidence was a big mystery
D-RATS lied and they cheated
By RINOs Trump was maltreated
And his second term dream became History

And Perturbed in Park Hills Says
Will We Ever See The Trumpster’s Plan B?
Will it be an “arrest the traitors” spree?

We’re all sitting on the edge of our seats:
Is it popcorn time, or tanks in the streets?

Why is our Capital locked down with troops?
Preparing for virtual left-wing groups?

Why would leftists protest their Joke Biden?
Will they now accuse him of backslidin’?

Not radical enough for Antifa?
Do they claim Joke’s got Marxist amnesia?

If this is Trump’s three-dimensional chess
Let me just say that I’m feeling the stress.

If the steal goes ahead, then so be it
I need major closure to all this shit.

We peons don’t know where the hell to turn:
Reading tea leaves? Other ways to discern?

I don’t want to be a psyop sucker:
Don’t even know if I can trust Tucker!

If we’re no longer the land of the free
Does that mean we all have to learn Chinee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The First Line Of Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“When you’re Twitter banned like old Mike Lindell”