TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2020
Trump’s 1302nd Day In Office
AND YES, OHIO’S DELUSIONAL EX-GOP GOVERNOR KASICH WILL BE SANDWICHED BETWEEN FELLOW SOCIALISTS MICHELLE OBAMA AND BOLSHEVIK BERNIE ON MONDAY AT THE D-RAT CONVENTION’S OPENING NIGHT
You Can’t Handle the Truth
This week, everybody who wonders if Obama really didn’t have something to do with that Obamagate Scandal we keep hearing about these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is well known lie detector, Pinocchio Tadwell, who explains the reason elected officials never have to worry about telling the truth during political campaigns is because they haven’t been sworn in. If a man answered every question with the threat of perjury hanging over his head, you might not hear so many bald-faced lies during political campaigns.
Pinocchio wins a Bill Clinton “I did Not Have Sex With That Woman” Poster, a George Bush “Read My Lips, No New Taxes” T-Shirt, and a list of 1001 Lies Obama’s during the Worst Presidency In American History, to use when he calls up right-wing radio talk shows. His winning limerick is:
How many lies did Obama tell
As he tries to drive the U.S. straight to Hell
Marx’s lies he keeps plying
And the Liberals keep buying
While the Media’s legs throb and pants swell
Tomas de Torquemada says
How many lies did Obama tell
He’ll recall when he’s sent down to hell.
There he’ll see Alinsky, Frank Davis,
And the guy who shot up Las Vegas,
And his phony peace prize from Nobel!
How many lies did Obama tell?
Black Pinocchio has quite the smell.
So you thought Slick Willie was bad news?
Bullshit Barry way outgrew those shoes.
Obamacare lies, Benghazi lies,
Bill Ayers lies and terrorist ties.
Lobbyist lies and IRS spies,
Fort Hood lies; transparency’s demise!
The biggest lie by this transgender clown
(Though I might be using the wrong pronoun)
Was that he was born in the USA.
Right – and I sell makeup for Mary Kay.
Let’s deport this Manchurian scum
To somewhere far out, like kingdom come.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still not successfully completed his racial sensitivity correspondence course),
How many lies did Obama tell?
How long will Satan be living in hell?
Hey, just do the math:
The man is a sociopath
And he’s got nothing but BS to sell.
He’s as pompous as anyone I’ve known
And he’s a socialist clear to the bone
Please God in November
Let’s hope people remember
The last four years have caussed us to moan.
Perturbed in Park Hills Say
How many lies did Obama tell?
His career has a maggoty smell..
First lie: was born in the USA.
Second lie: wasn’t a Commie’s prey.
Third lie: discarded his Muslim creed.
Fourth lie: with a pervert claims to breed.
Fifth lie: has his trail of lies erased,
So his record of fraud can’t be traced.
Sixth lie: builds the most corrupt regime
That any leftist could ever dream.
How many sides does this man’s mouth sport?
“I doubt it’s a real mouth,” I retort.
“It’s a sewer that opens quite wide
And reeks of deceit he cannot hide.
You’ll need a gas mask to bear the stench
Of the slime that’ll make your teeth clench.”
He brought America to the brink,
But thank God we couldn’t stand the stink.
How long will Trump have to fight this scum?
No doubt all the way to kingdom come.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
How Dumb Can Your Vice President Be?
OBAMA LIES A LOT HOT LINE
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