SUNDAY, AUGUST 16, 2020
TRUMP’S 1304th DAY IN OFFICE
AND STILL NONE OF OBAMA’S POLITICAL PERPS IN THE SLAMMER
At today’s virtual meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to comment on The Blower’s approval by the Presidential Historical Society for 2016 Elections Research because 2016 & 2017 Trump chronicles were a political precursor for Trump’s inept impeachment in 2019 and The Blower’s breaking news coverage of events in 2020.
For the past two weeks, we have all agreed Trump has had every right to be enraged that four years after Barack Obama’s top henchmen concocted and executed the biggest political scandal of all time, not one person has been held criminally responsible while trials against his associates drag on.
That’s why every night, The Blower’s TRUMP CHRONICLES: 2016 Campaign highlights our news coverage on that date four years ago during Trump’s 2016 Primary Campaign we also see how many unfinished events should’ve been taken care of years ago. For example, some of that week’s top TRUMP CHRONICLES: 2016 stories were:
Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
SUNDAY, AUGUST 14, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
Edward Cropper’s World
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO BASH CROOKED HILLARY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
The Blower believes the next 86 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
Radical Islamic Terrorist Update
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump explains his straight-to-the-point style of talking that has taken him to the top of the Republican party. Trump says that he could be more politically correct but it, “takes too long.”
That’s because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER
The Feck Stops Here
In all of our Feckless Fishwrappers’ coverage of campaign problems in the Trump campaign, we’re still looking for a smidgen of a follow up on The Blower’s exclusive little item about how the Republican National Committee had taken away control of the Ohio Republican Party’s “Victory Centers” from the Ohio Republican Party and turned control of them over to the Ohio Trump Campaign team. That drastic action had been made necessary due to the behind-the-scenes actions of Ohio Governor John Kasich to stop the “Ohio Republican Party” from supporting the Republican nominee Donald J. Trump who had soundly defeated Kasich for the Republican Presidential nomination. Ohio is the only state in the nation in which this unprecedented action has been taken.
And The Blower also now wonders with 86 days until the 2016 Elections, how long it’ll be before The Fishwrap actually reports Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges is now including news of the Trump Campaign and location of Trump-Pence Victory Centers in his Chairman’s Report.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”