TODAY IS SATURDAY
NOVEMBER 02, 2019
Trump’s 1,016th Day In Office

Remembering The Whistleblower’s Three Quick Fixes

These days in Washington, Economists say Trump’s Tax Cuts have helped the economy, while the Radical Media Establishment continues blaming President Trump and the Republicans for everything that’s ever gone wrong in America since the Battle of Bunker Hill.

But at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane reminded Political Insiders that more than a dozen years ago, The Blower began offering these three common-sense suggestions to fix our entire tax-and-spending mess:

No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.

Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for FREE.

Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!

However, our “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “School Tax Hike Scams,” like the one in Anderson, and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash The Forest Hills School District is already pissing away…

So not only should Anderson Over-Taxed Payers be voting against the Apocalypse Levy, which probably won’t include more armed security officers to keep our kids safe…

 but they should also be electing Patty Taylor and Tom Turchiano to Restore Fiscal Responsibility on the Forest Hills School Board.

…and while they’re at it, keep our beloved Redskins Name.

That Still Sounds Like A Plan To Us!