TODAY IS
MONDAY, MARCH 04, 2019
Trump’s 773rd Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday’s Message” Might Look Something Like This:
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TONIGHT’S 2020 D-RAT CANDIDATE UPDATE
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Nation’s Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege
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CAPTION THIS: D-RAT Saints Of Theft, Envy, Infanticide
It’s unclear what religion these three are the saints of, but their commandments obviously include envy, adultery, theft, covetousness, bearing false witness, idolatry, and killing babies. Although these devotional candles have quickly sold out, the photo of the product has taken a life of its own, posted by devout progs on their pages of worship. Thy progdom come!
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Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell
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Warren Mulls Starting Grassroots Call for Her to Run
Trump Questions Whether Ginsburg Alive
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – President Trump prompted a firestorm of criticism from both parties on Sunday after saying in an interview, “Look, we don’t really even know if she’s (Ginsburg) still alive. I mean, how do we know?”
Within hours, Ginsburg’s office posted a photo (below) of the octogenarian lawmaker, with the notation “Judge Ginsburg feeling stronger every day, hard at work at home preparing statements for upcoming decisions.”
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 773 And There Are Now Only 609 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020. 