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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
17-Year Old Activist David Hogg Says He Will Not Go Back To School Until Gun Control Is Passed
“Not Published In The Onion”
TUCKER CARLSON: Nation’s Immigration Laws Are Breaking Down
MARK DICE: This Is Real
HOWIE KURTZ: Why An IG Should Investigate Obama Administration
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
NEW YORK (Big Hairy News) – Newsweek Magazine is on the verge of being evicted from their offices for non-payment of rent – the latest in a series of artistic, financial, and human resource failures that have rocked the foundering left-wing magazine.
While executives at the magazine staunchly insist the company is merely going through “reorganizational pangs,” insiders say management’s attempt to engineer a profitable business plan based on 213 subscribers has zero chance of success.
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Teenagers Get The Vote And Go David Hogg Wild
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Nation’s Moral Relativists Yet To Come Out Of Hiding After FL School Shooting
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Idea Of Doing Nothing Until Next Mass Shooting Quickly Gaining Traction In Congress
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting that left 17 dead and 14 injured, sources confirmed Wednesday that the idea of doing absolutely nothing until the next mass shooting is gaining considerable traction in Congress. “After the recent tragedies, lawmakers have shown a… Continue Reading
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #40 Published On March 5, 1991)
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 397 And There Are Now Only 985 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
