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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Not Everybody Enjoyed Trump’s “State Of The Swamp” Speech
TUCKER CARLSON: Dems Aren’t “Resisting” Trump. It’s Nihilsim
(The general rejection of established convention and beliefs, especially of morality and religion)
Gingrich On Trump’s First SOTU Speech, FISA Memo Debate
MARK DICE: They’re Not Happy About It!
LOU DOBBS: We Are Witnessing The Stench Of The Swamp Actually Worsen: Dobbs
— Tuesday Night’s Racial Healing Moment —
Trump highlighted two black families last night who had lost families to crime committed by illegal immigrant gangs, MS-13. The Congressional Black Caucasians wouldn’t even stand for that!
Did The Trumpster Take The Day Off From Tweeting?
But Fox News Gal Tomi Lahren apologized for calling Joe Kennedy a “little limp dick” on Instagram.
Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh has not yet apologized for asking, “You really think that young Kennedy’s speech last night’s gonna be known as ChapStickaquiddick?”
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
Will NFL Boycott Over Colin Kaepernick Harm Super Bowl TV Ratings?
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – In the wake of President Trump’s successful State Of The Union speech, the overwhelming topic of interest has been “what was Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) eating?” That question was finally answered Wednesday afternoon with the release of a photo (below) showing the spunky octogenarian enjoying what appears to be some kind of colorful candy.
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Yoga Is Racist, Oppressive, And A Cultural Appropriation
Becoming An Expert Yoga Teacher – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 68
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Hilarious: Mike Pence Put Super Glue On DemocRATS’ Seats Before State Of The Union
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Onion Fact Check: Trump’s State of the Union
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #35 Published On January 29, 1991)
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 369 And There Are Now Only 1,013 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
