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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE AMAZING STORIES —
Amazing Story #1
Crooked Hillary And The DNC Funded The “Trump Dossier”(That’s Amazing)

Amazing Story #2
Dem Congresswoman Who Attacked Trump Over Vet Message Actually Voted Against Bill Giving Death Benefits To Families Of Troops Killed In Afghan War(That’s Amazing Too)

And Amazing Story #3
Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson Compares NFL To Slavery(That’s Really Amazing)

— Reparations Update — 

Some 200 hundred years ago, some of the White People (North and South) sat on their porches and watched the People of Color do the work that needed to be done so the whites could live the life they wanted. If the People of Color didn’t produce enough to keep the whites happy, the White People complained about it.

In The Old days, It Was Called Slavery.

Today, 200 years later, a lot of the People of Color (North, South, East, and West) sit on their porches and watch the White People work to pay the taxes that are necessary for the People of Color to live the life they want. If their welfare checks are not enough to keep them happy, the People of Color complain about it.

It would appear to me that the only thing that has changed in the last 200 years is the Color of the Slaves.

Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Sight-and-Sound Bites
Frederica Wilson Is Part Of The Left’s ‘Hate Trump’ Brigade

Liberals Want Halloween Banned!

Liz Wheeler Tears Apart CNN’s New Commercial

Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Confirmed: Rep. Frederica Wilson A Pinhead

WORLD NEWS BUREAU – A candid photo of a hatless Rep. Frederica Wilson (RTRD-Fla) confirms rumors that she is a ‘pinhead’ – a genetic anomaly usually associated with low intelligence and mental retardation.

The photo, reportedly taken in a store in Wilson’s Miami district, shows why the geriatric politician is never seen without one of her signature ‘gay’ cowboy hats, even by close family members.

“I was taking pictures of this fat b*tch because she was dressed up like a, you know, cowboy pimp or something, when the fan blew that dumb hat off. When I seen that dome, I said ‘that ain’t right,'” said photographer Lashondavae Jackson.

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Why Progressives Love Frederica Wilson

1) Representative Wilson likes President Obama.

2) She is a member of the Congressional Progressive Caucus.

3) At a Miami town hall meeting in 2011, she told citizens to remember that the TEA Party is the real enemy and that they hold Congress hostage.

4) She opposes senseless murders.

5) MSNBC’s “The Grio,” an African-American news and opinion platform, named Wilson a “The Grio 100” for 2012.

6) A Miami Herald reporter nicknamed her “The Haze Buster” for her public stance against hazing.

7) She has asked former House Speaker John Boehner to waive the rule prohibiting the wearing of hats on the floor of the House of Representatives, a rule in place since 1837.

8) Though Wilson’s personal and congressional achievements are acknowledged by friends and enemies alike, she first attracted national attention by declaring George Zimmerman a racist during a 2012 CNN interview. In that interview the tearful Wilson vowed to appoint a committee tasked with studying the possibility of raising funds needed to design and erect a 47.5 ft. bronze (with gold trim) statue of Trayvon Martin – the murdered infant of Wilson’s lifelong friend, Sybrina Fulton. When completed the Martin statue will replace the ancient, seated sculpture of Abraham Lincoln in the Lincoln memorial.

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AMERICAN VOICES

Trump To Allow Release Of Classified JFK Documents

President Trump announced he would allow the release of over 3,000 previously classified government documents related to the assassination of John F. Kennedy. What do you think?

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Trump Supporter Outraged By Sexual Immorality Of Hollywood

NASHVILLE, TN—Local Trump supporter John Creighton reported Tuesday he is suddenly outraged by the concept of the sexual mistreatment of women, his newfound passion on the subject coinciding with the outing of liberal activist Harvey Weinstein as a serial sexual predator. (MORE)

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

Sell Out Your Country For Fun And Profit

By Bill and Hillary Clinton

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