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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP STORY —
TRUMP’S SPEECH TO THE UNITED NATIONS 
Trump’s UN Speech: Three Takeaways
Trump’s U.N. Speech Targets North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela
‘Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission For Himself:’ Trump
Trump Threatens to ‘Totally Destroy North Korea’
Netanyahu applauds Trump’s ‘brave and clear’ UN speech
John Bolton Praises Trump UN Speech: ‘Best Speech of the Trump Presidency’
Huckabee: Trump’s ‘Courageous’ Speech Is What UN Needs
CNN Throws A Hissie Fit Over Trump’s United Nations Speech
Media Explode Over Trump’s U.N. Speech
Classic Putin moments: Putin Laughs Off HiLLary Clinton’s Warnings To Russia
Craziest moments at U.N. General Assembly
— THREE THINGS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU SAY WTF —
Morgan Freeman: ‘We Are At War With Russia’
DemocRAT’s Campaign Ad for Congressional Bid Shows Sad, Desperate Party
“You’ve lost that loving feeling.” Indeed you have.
Pelosi Traumatized By ‘Dreamer’ Outburst 
SAN FRANCISCO (World News Bureau) – Rep. Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) was badly shaken on Monday when a group of illegal immigrants unexpectedly started yelling and chanting as she attempted to give an address supporting DACA. (MORE)
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—TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Trump Retweets People’s Cube Meme, Media Has Seizures
The silliest part is that Trump’s retweet of our silly GIF immediately gets covered by a long list of the world’s most serious and respectable papers and magazines – as if it was some “violent misogynistic attack” and not a funny metaphor of last year’s election. CNN alone runs it all day with different seething panelists whose monthly pay would have sustained our site for years. We don’t need much, really – just a slice of beet for breakfast and a glass… (MORE)
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—TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Theresa May Puts On Headphones To Hear English Translation Of Trump’s Address
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— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Trump White House Wins Emmy Award For Best Reality Show
LOS ANGELES, CA—As experts predicted, the Donald Trump White House took home the prize for Outstanding Reality-Competition Program at the 69th Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night, handily beating out other shows like The Voice and Top Chef. (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Irrelevance Park
Revenues are down nearly 16 percent–a precipitous drop from last year. The NFL ratings are also crashing. “Thursday Night Football” is down 13 percent from last year and fewer fans are attending games. The Emmys ratings have also cratered. What’s causing these declines? It could be that leftist politics are being injected into American entertainment. (MORE)
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