FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2017
More Merciless Mockery
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Plublusher Charles Foster Kane if all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, realize how stupid we think they really are.
How Would We Ever Find a Way to Say Something Sarcastic?
OUR EGREGIOUS ETYMOLOGIST says anyone who has suffered from the sarcastic remarks of others will not be too surprised to learn that sarcasm, “a cutting remark,” comes from a Greek verb, sarkazein, that literally means “to tear flesh like a dog.”
WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN says “Americans are looking for the same kind of lying elected officials steeped in scandal and hypocrisy, because after eight disastrous years of failed promises and deceptions from Obama and Congress, everybody agrees there is no need for Real Change at the White House and in Congress.” No sarcasm there!
SODOMY RITES ACTIVISTS BEN DOVER, PHIL MCKREVIS AND CINCINNAT CLOWN-CIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK say they found it difficult to chose between Rob “Fighting for Faggotry” Portman and former Gayvener Strickland in next year’s Ohio Senate Race.
ALSO AT THIS MORNING SARCASM SEMINAR, when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was asked if The Blower could wait until October to celebrate National Sarcasm Month, Kane said, “I’m not sure if we ever could say sarcastic things about people.” How true. We’ve always prided ourselves on telling the Absolute Truth, especially since our Garrulous Grammarian says using sarcastic language is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The Sarcasm Society* says
There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.
Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.
Now I know what most of you are going to say, and I cannot wait to hear from each and every one of you.
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