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Official “CPAC 2017” E-dition

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2017
But Times Have Really Changed

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane if The Blower would be covering the 2017 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center in National Harbor, Maryland.

“You Bet,” Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained. “As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.

President Donald Trump will be there, along with his Vice President, Mike Pence, and his controversial chief strategist Steve Bannon. Other important Republican political figures scheduled to speak include Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, Trump Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback, Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and White House Counselor Kellyanne Conway.

Other important Republican political figures scheduled to speak include Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, Trump Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback, Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and White House Counselor Kellyanne Conway.

CPAC 2017 was originally going to include Milo Yiannopoulos as a keynote speaker. However, Milo was disinvited after video surfaced of him talking about pedophilia. Yiannopoulos later had his Simon & Schuster book deal cancelled and he resigned from Brietbart, although he insisted that he does not advocate for pedophilia. Also not a keynote speaker is Ohio’s Delusional Republican Governor John Kasich, whom most Conservatives revile even worse than the Gay GOP Pedophile.

And just for fun, Creators of the Deploraball and MAGA3X are hosting the Bull Moose Party on Friday Night in Washington DC. #NeverTrumpers need not apply.

Trump is scheduled to speak at 10:20 a.m. Friday, February 24. Pence will speak at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, February 23.

Videos of the speeches might even be posted on The Whistleblower’s Web Page.

Charles Foster Kane wishes CPAC 2017 would include a few kind words from The Blower’s all-time favorite CPAC Speaker, Governor Sarah Palin, like this one from 2013. “Sassy Sarah” Palin was prophetic and indeed ahead of her time. The Blower often wonders how exciting a Trump-Palin ticket would’ve been.  


This Is Your Official “CPAC 2017” E-Dition. Any Other Publication Calling Itself The Official “CPAC 2017” E-Dition Is Surely A Fake.