THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2016
Maybe She’s Been Sick

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said concerns about Hillary’s health are “serious and could be disqualifying for the position of President of the U.S.,” say nearly 71% of 250 physicians responding to an informal internet survey by the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons (AAPS). No wonder Drudge has that story in BIG RED LETTERS on his web page.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1974, everybody was still talking about how only a month before President Gerald Ford had pardoned his disgraced predecessor Richard Nixon for any crimes he may have committed or participated in while in office. If Liberals weren’t so busy covering up for Obama’s and Hillary’s Foreign Policy Failures these days, Ford and Nixon would be getting their fair share today.

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Nixon’s “When the President does it, that means that it’s not illegal.” Obama and Hillary obviously both agree, and their willing accomplices in the press even more obviously approve.

ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE? With only 61 more days until you can vote to make America great again, The Blower says this weekend could be the last chance folks in Ohio have to make sure they’re registered to vote. Please click  HERE to see if your registration is up to date and at the correct address. The website will also allow you to update your registration online.

DOWN AT CITY HALL,  Disingenuous DemocRAT Clown-cilman Kevin Flynn now says he won’t run for re-election, right before the Stupid $143 Million Streetcar his flip-flop made possible finally begins to run. Talk about your coincidences.

POPULAR SCIENCE says a new species of blood fluke was found infecting the lungs of turtles in Malaysia. That parasitic flatworm has been dubbed Baracktrema obamai, who’s been a parasite as president of the United States for the past eight years.

SPEAKING OF WORMS, this week, our Muckraker was turning over rocks in Hamilton County, and discovered Investigative Reporter Jim McNair (who used to be at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting and is now turning over rocks at CityBeat) says nearly eight years of practicing law on the side has led to some “ethical wormholes” for Charles Foster Kane’s Good Friend, Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters. “How dare McNair do something like that?” said our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher. “If anybody’s going to talk about ‘The Old JayWalker’s’ ethics, it should be us.”

MEANWHILE, at this afternoon’s meeting of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team, somebody suggested McNair follow up on that recent judgment against “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ cousin “Crazy Eric” Deters, where Judge Steve “Wild and Crazy Guy” Martin ordered “Crazy Eric” to pay his $96,959 phone bill. You can see that case here. The Whistleblower Legal Dream still laughs about that time in 2011 when “Crazy Eric” filed his ill-fated frivolous law suit against The Blower.

FINALLY, AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he thought people were aware of the importance of the 15th Anniversary of 9/11 on Sunday. “Unfortunately not,” Kane explained. “And those Radical Islamic Terrorists would like nothing better than to celebrate their 9/11 anniversary with a bang. Don’t think it couldn’t happen here.

Don’t forget six weeks ago when Christopher Cornell, our local Rob Portman Lookalike, ISIS Sympathizer, pled guilty to charges he plotted to attack the U.S. Capitol with guns and bombs and that he sympathized with Islamic State militants. In an appearance in federal court in Cincinnati, Christopher Cornell, 22, shackled and dressed in black-and-white striped jail clothes, admitted to the charges of attempted murder of government officials, possession of a firearm to commit a crime, and attempting to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization. Cornell, who mainly answered the judge’s questions with “yes ma’am” and “no ma’am,” faced up to 30 years in prison and a lifetime of supervision, according to officials at the hearing.

FOLKS HEARABOUT need to be aware, and report ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY to the Greater Cincinnati Fusion Center At (513) 263-8000. GCFC was formed as a regional cooperative effort among public safety and health agencies throughout the Greater Cincinnati area as a means to combat potential terrorist activity.

And while we’re thinking about what could happen around here on 9/11, maybe we should all review our Active Shooter Video that we presented with our Special “Surviving Shooting Attacks” E-dition on June 13.

STAY SAFE, AMERICA!