FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2016
Tonight’s Really Big Story
This afternoon, in The Blower’s “Only 67 More Days Till The Election” E-dition, Our Local Political Junkie We’ll Call “Cincy Dave” said the FBI released their report on their investigation of Hillary’s email server today. Preliminary reports say that there doesn’t seem to be anything incriminating in it, which is a huge disappointment to opponents, who were hoping to find the smoking gun that she used to kill Vince Foster and a whole bunch of other people.
Do You Think Cincy Dave Might Have Overlooked Some Of These?
Breitbart says: “Hillary Lost Cell Phones With Classified E-Mails”
The Daily Beast says: “Hillary’s Team Lost a Laptop Full of Her Emails in the Actual Mail.”
The Weekly Standard says: “Hillary Signed She Received Briefing on Classified Info, But Told FBI She Hadn’t”
Weasel Zippers says: “Hillary Either Lied To The FBI Or She Lied On Her Security Form For State Dept”
The Washington Examiner says: “Hillary Withheld 17,448 E-Mails”
The Daily Caller says: “Hillary Claims She Couldn’t Remember State Dept. Briefings After Her Concussion.”
PoliZette “Has a list of 26 Key Details Hillary Claimed She Couldn’t Recall.”
Vice News says: “Hillary told the FBI she didn’t think drone strike plans were classified.”
Zero Hedge says: “The “Oh Shit” Moment Came When Hillary Wiped Her Server With BleachBit Despite Subpoena.”
Weasel Zippers says: “Hillary Had 13 Different Mobile Devices Associated With Her Private Email, All Of Which Are ‘Missing’ ”
National Review says: “The FBI Interviewed Hillary With Her “Fixer” Cheryl Mills By Her Side”
But The One We Could Hardly Believe Was The Daily Caller’s: “Hillary Told The FBI She Didn’t Know Giant Letter ‘C’ In Emails Meant ‘Confidential”
Maybe that’s why Donald Trump’s campaign hammered Crooked Hillary for her tremendously bad judgment and dishonesty.” “Hillary is applying for a job that begins each day with a Top Secret intelligence briefing, and the notes from her FBI interview reinforce her tremendously bad judgment and dishonesty,” spokesman Jason Miller said in a statement emailed to reporters. “Clinton’s reckless conduct and dishonest attempts to avoid accountability show she cannot be trusted with the presidency and its chief obligation as commander-in-chief of the U.S. armed forces,” Miller added.
All Of Which Probably Proves What The National Review said: “Hillary Is Even More Dishonest Than You Thought”
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TODAY’S EARLIER EDITIONS
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“For the Feminists” (A Big Hand For Our Little Ladies!)
Our Annual “Salute to Pollution” (Trish the Dish says you can see the Fireworks in Kentucky, too! But Only On TV 12!)
“Only 67 More Days Till The Election” (Still Looking At That List Of Things Hillary Claims She “Could Not Remember”)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 140th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,159 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
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