FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2016
Disingenuous DemocRAT Delusions
This week, who’s really and truly excited about getting to pay $5 to catch a glimpse of Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton campaigning for Crooked Hillary at Monday’s annual AFL-CIO Labor Day picnic, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is former local AFL-CIO Union Goon Rad Danford, who says he’s still proud of CODE’s Diana Frey and the FOP’s Kathy Harrell for the honesty and integrity they’ve shown representing their union brothers and sisters over the years, along with the Distinguished DemocRATS on City Clown-cil who are still trying to figure out how to fund all those union pensions at America’s Worst Run City, especially after they spent all that money on their stupid Trolley Folly that has yet to carry a single passenger a single foot.
Rad wins gift cards from Wal-Mart and Biggs, where he can save money on all that non-union made merchandise; a personal ObamaCare Exeption; and free parking at that Crappy Union Day event at Coney Island with 94,391,000 Americans not in the labor force in August (58,000 more than July’s 94,333,000, and the labor force participation rate stuck at 62.8 percent, just where it was in July). His winning limerick is:
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day:
The fact Obama’s Recovery has not yet come our way.
We voted for Obama,
Now we’ll have a big trauma
And for sure, it’ll be a lot more to pay.
And from the Anderson Laureate, who says “I’m sure glad I don’t live in Cincinnati.”
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day,
We’ll be looking for jobs with high pay!
Because during Obama’s Recovery,
We made a discovery:
It’s still part-time work and low wages today.