SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (FEBRUARY 29), in our “Is White Guilt Month Over Yet?” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hey, Caucasians, aren’t you feeling guilty enough, yet?”
In our “Waiting For White Pride Month” E-dition, The Blower said, “You Probably Won’t Read About It In The Fishwrap!”
In Our “Fuse and Zoomtown Subscribers Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s Why You Didn’t Get Your Blowers Today.” 
In Our “Caucasian Academy Awards” E-dition, The Blower said, “Any other Official “Caucasian Academy Awards” E-dition would surely be a fake.” 
In Our “Early Voting Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t Throw Your Vote Away.”
And in Our “Monday Message” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom, The Blower said, “Tomorrow May Be Super Tuesday, But Not a Super Duper Tuesday!
TUESDAY (MARCH 1), In Our Official “Oscar After Party” E-dition, The Blower said, Did We Miss It Again This Year?”
In Our Another “Cartoon Wars” E-dition, The Blower showed You More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle! 
In Our Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-dition, The Blower Showed You Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin.
In our “Remembering Super Tuesday 2012” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Was One Of Our Biggest Victories Ever!
And In Our Special “Tuesday’s Triumphs” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom (Already Donald Trump had been declared the winner in Alabama, Arkansas, Alaska, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Virginia, and Vermont. Ted Cruz won Texas and Oklahoma. Marco Rubio actually won Minnesota, and John Kasich as “The Beaver” won his usual zero states.)
WEDNESDAY (MARCH 2), The Blower featured our“Primary Post Mortem” Edition, where The Blower said, “After Super Tuesday, It Was Woeful Wednesday!”
Another “Those Were The Good Old Days” E-dition From The Whistleblower Archives (NEARLY TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY, Edition #40 (published on March 5, 1991) of 5, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was all about Ellen Lambing, the Orange Ribbon Lady. The Top Ten List was the top ten things we’d miss about watching the war, and Bagdad Peter Arnett’s Excuses Along The Euphrates.
In Our More “Political Punch Lines” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them At The Next Debate!”
In Our “Hillary’s Scandals” E-dition, The Blower reminded You Hillary Had Been Involved In A Few Before.
And In Our “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom, The Blower said Mitt Romney planned to make a major address on the state of the Republican presidential race on Thursday at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City — fueling speculation among political insiders that he is ready to jump into the contest if the GOP is forced into a brokered convention.
THURSDAY (MARCH 3), The Blower featured our Special “Thursday’s Trump Attack” E-dition Hyping Thursday Night’s Presidential Debate.
In Another “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower added Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Hillary and Obama Bashing!
Our “Real Republican Reaction” To Romney’s Rant E-dition Turned Out To Be An “I Quit” Letter To The Republican Establishment.
In Our “Tonight’s Terrible Taunts” For The Mayhem In Motor City E-dition, Hulk Hogan Said, “What’s You Gonna Do When The Trumpster Runs Wild On You!” 
And In Our Special “Thursday’s Tactics” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom E-dition (Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said at the end of tonight’s Mayhem in Motown, after all that build-up, after all of Mitt Romney’s Verbal Abuse, after all that Political Kabuki, after all those WWF Taunts, at the end of the over-hyped event Florida Senator Marco Rubio, Texas Senator Ted Cruz and Ohio Governor John Kasich as The Beaver all pledged to support Donald Trump should he win the Republican nomination for president.)
FRIDAY (MARCH 4) The Blower featured our “Lying With Statistics” E-dition and Whistleblower Senior Business Editor Merrill Forbes reported when the U.S. Labor Department said the U.S. unemployment rate remained at 4.9% in January, the lowest since February 2008, The Blower was wondering how long it will take Obama’s Phony Baloney “Organizing for Action” to send out another fund-raising e-mail touting the “so-called” good news.
In Our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (everybody, everybody who wondered why Republicans should be kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was Gary Griper, who said because Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS plummeting in the polls, RINOs still didn’t realize they’re part of the problem and they falsely believe TEA Partiers are “joining them,” which is definitely not the case, since the number of people identifying themselves as Republicans was now at an all time low.
In Our Another “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower Remembered That Was A Really BAD Old Day when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Went Downstairs To The Whistleblower Office And Found The Entire Basement Under Water At 6AM.
In Our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, Our Guest Editor was none other than Clermont County Rabble-Rouser Tom Dix from Moscow, Ohio, who says, I’m a lifelong Republican and I respect Nick Vehr, but I have to get this off of my chest. Vehr, like so many elitist Republicans, just cannot stand the fact that Donald Trump has come out of nowhere to capture, in ever-growing numbers, the hearts and minds of disenfranchised Republicans and recent crossover DemocRATS.
In Our “Meaningless Media Endorsements” E-dition, The Blower really ridiculed The Fishwrap’s joke endorsement of Ohio Governor John Kasich for President of These United States. No Kidding! It was just another reason Media Credibility is so low.
And In Our Special “Friday’s Fetishes” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom, Bernie Goldberg said, “Quick, what did Marco Rubio say about ISIS at the Republican presidential debate? What did Ted Cruz say about the national debt? Do you remember what John Kasich said about jobs? Don’t feel bad. Neither do I – and I was covering the debate. I don’t even remember if they were asked about ISIS and the national debt and jobs. But we all remember what Donald Trump said about the size of his penis.”
And SATURDAY (MARCH 5) The Blower featured Our “What’s NOT Right With America” E-dition We Interrupted Our Normally Scheduled Saturday Morning “What’s Right With America” E-dition for a report about the Fundraising Scandal at the Wounded Warrior Project.
In Our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said The hunt for delegates continued this morning as Republican voters headed to primaries and caucuses as Donald Trump worked to extend his lead over Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and John Kasich in the Republican Presidential Penis Race.
Our Another “Cartoon Wars” E-dition, The Blower Showed You More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!
In Our Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-dition, The Blower Showed You Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin.
In our “Seediest Kid Of All” E-dition, Me, Greg” Hartmann Was Today’s Seediest Kid of All.
And In Our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, We Learned About Voting Early And Often
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
