TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 2016        

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers    

Did we forget to watch the Caucasian Academy Awards in Hollywood on Sunday night? —A Really Large Majority of Americans

We really didn’t accomplish anything at Sunday night’s lame protest during Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month to whine that every single one of this year’s 20 acting nominees was once again White. —Obama’s Race Baiter #1 Al Sharpton and Black Racist Uncivil Rights Groups

Does anybody remember last year when Cincinnati Clowncil-Gay Chris Squealback said at least gay emcee Neil Patrick Harris showed up with socks in his underwear after Ellen DeGeneres turned down hosting the event. —Sodomy Rites Activists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis

And last year everybody was wondering if Cincinnati Native Patrick Osborne’s Oscar for an animated “short subject” was actually about the Queen City’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley. —Whistleblower Film Critic Ebert Maltin

Last year were hoping to see Clint Eastwood’s acceptance speech if ‘American Sniper’ had won for Best Picture, which made more money than all the other nominated films combined. It could be even better than when Dirty Harry debated Obama’s Empty Chair at the Republican National Convention in 2012. Every Liberal in America would’ve gone crazy. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

Now Rudy Giuliani should’ve received an award last year for acting like Winston Churchill after he questioned Obama’s Patriotism. Just watch The Blower’s Video for Today at the bottom of the page. —Real Republicans

Obama’s worse than Neville Chamberlin. —Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations and Potential 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate John Bolton

Obama can’t even ACT like a President. Just give the bastard another worthless Nobel Peace Prize. —Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin

Maybe that’s why we chose Churchill’s “The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Are people now questioning my “Republican Bona Fides” after I said Republicans like Rob Portman and Mitch McConnell in the Senate should cave in on Obama’s Liberal Scalia Replacement? —Retired RINO Jurist Mark Painter, Who Only Ran As A Republican, Because He Knew That Was The Only Way To Get Elected In Hamilton County

The Blower will be covering Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday Rally in Columbus today. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders

Later, The Blower will be covering Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday Rally in Louisville. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Then, The Blower will be covering Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday press conference tonight at his Mar-A-Lago Club in Palm Beach, in case he plans to make announcement about  another high-profile endorsement. —Noted Florida Political Reporter Manatee Tadwell

If I don’t win the Florida primary on March 15, the establishment GOP leaders have decided to dump me in favor of drafting Mitt Romney, the GOP presidential nominee who lost to Obama in 2012.

Does anybody remember when I said if I’d quit if I didn’t win the March 15 Republican Primary in Ohio? —Ohio Governor John Kasich

Did I win yesterday’s Racial Healing Moment when I forgot to mention my association with DemocRAT Senator Robert Byrd? —Hillary

Did I win The Blower’s Liberal Liar Award yesterday when I tried to follow my Mom’s lead and only 75 people came out to hear me condemn the Republicans for being racist, homophobic, and sexist? —Chelsey Clinton

During Monday night’s joint press conference at the Anderson Center, I finally found out how little my opponent actually knows about how state government works. —State Rep-tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman

We made sure Brinkman’s Opponent wasn’t asked any difficult questions from the audience. —Tuesday Night’s Moderators

Please don’t ask about our lack of actual coverage of last night’s event, especially after all that publicity we gave it beforehand. —Feckless Fishwrappers  

On this date in 1932 the Lindbergh baby was kidnapped, and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe Deters says just think how many TV press conferences I could’ve called on that case. —Hurley The Historian

That’s why we chose Jarod Kintz’s “The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.” —Your Quote For Today Committee

Republicans and unaffiliated voters are more likely than DemocRATS to have changed candidates as a result of the 10 GOP and six DemocRAT presidential campaign debates. But most voters who have followed the debates are pretty much where they were before it all began. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

When Donald Trump comes to Kentucky this afternoon, will anybody remember how I’m still claiming to be his northern Kentucky Chairman? —Eric “Cally Me Crazy Deters

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Politicians.

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   Sometimes The Blower makes fun of the Oscars to show that Celebrity Obsession will not be tolerated in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5.

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 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

 Raging Rudy Giuliani Destroys Obama’s Policies on Islamism and Iran, Part 1 of 2

 At times screaming with rage, Rudy Giuliani excoriates Barack Obama for his weak and feckless policies toward the global threats of radical Islam and a nuclear-armed Iran. This powerful speech was delivered at the Iranian-American Community symposium “Countering Islamic Fundamentalism, and a Nuclear-Armed Iran,” February 13, 2015, in Phoenix, Arizona.

Raging Rudy Giuliani Destroys Obama’s Policies on Islamism and Iran, Part 2 of 2

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