SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Another Obama DIS-Appointment” E-dition (Obama’s Failed VA Secretary Bob McDonald Showed Us More Reasons For Cincinnati To Be Proud)

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG NEWS THIS WEEK was in our “Real Post Debate Analysis” E-dition (And The Spin Stopped Here)

So what good did all those Trump attacks do? Probably not much, if these illustrations are any indication!

AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was in our In Our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition (When we said Every Campaign Needs An Attack Dog).

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

Why Obama says Republicans should ignore Biden’s Supreme Court comment; Washington Post: Donald Trump Is ‘GOP’s Frankenstein Monster,’ Strong Enough to Destroy Party; and Mexico’s Ex President Fox Says He Will Not Build Wall.

 You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Forty seven different Pundits are exclusively reporting Establishment Republicans are in a bitter fight for their lives, deciding to block Donald Trump’s nomination at all costs, even if it means losing the presidency to Hillary Clinton. The leaders of the GOP establishment plan to steal the nomination from Trump and to thwart the popular will, and they don’t care if they lose. Trump threatens all the establishment GOP leaders’ cozy deals. He’s a threat to the lobbying class. He’s a threat to the consultant class. He’s a threat to the globalists.

Rubio has been given until Tuesday and if he doesn’t win the Florida primary, the establishment GOP leaders have decided to dump Rubio in favor of drafting Mitt Romney, the GOP presidential nominee who lost to Obama in 2012. The GOP establishment’s secret plan is to back Romney against Trump in the hopes of winning enough delegates in the primaries after Super Tuesday to block Trump on the first ballot at the GOP national nominating convention in Cleveland.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 254 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Clarence Thomas may be the lone African American justice on the Supreme Court, but Liberals are so troubled by his Conservative leanings that he’s often hit with the charge of not being really black. That stupidity was again apparent on Obama’s Racebaiter Al Sharpton’s Sunday show PoliticsNation, when Clueless Congresswoman Karen Bass (D., Calif.) said people wanted to see an “African-American voice” on the Supreme Court to replace late Justice Antonin Scalia that isn’t there with Thomas.Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

This week Michael Walsh at PJ Media figured out a few things about how Donald Trump is fighting The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness. Trump hasn’t made it a campaign theme exactly, but he mentions it often with angry disgust. Reporters, pundits, and the other candidates treat it as a sideshow, a handy way for Trump (King Kong Jr.) to smack down the pitiful airplanes that attack him as he bestrides his mighty tower, roaring. But the analysts have it exactly backward. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE FACING AMERICA TODAY. [READ MORE HERE]

Fortunately, every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Is Obama the Messiah? He’s more like Moses, wandering around aimlessly blaming everything on the Bush.

Aroused Andersonians, Mt. Lookoutians, Mt. Washingtoners, Newtownites, and more Welcome to DA-BAIT NITE

 Today, with only 16 more days until the March 15 Ohio Primary Election, voters in Anderson are no longer wondering if the township had been declared a politics-free zone by the TEA party (or is it Tea), because somebody (not the League of Women Vipers) has scheduled a debate (or is it a joint press conference with all the questions furnished in advance) for Monday night at the Anderson Center when State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman will finally get to hear first hand what’s on the mind of his opponent. Apparently, The Blower is not the only one trying to figure that one out!  

Is something yet to be explored being hidden in plain sight? 

 Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says retiring neurosurgeon Ben Carson announced that he’ll be holding a meaningless town hall meeting in Lexington on Monday as he tries to revive his comatose campaign, and it’ll be really “Yuge” when Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump holds a rally at the Kentucky International Convention Center in Louisville, only a few hours after his campaign event in Columbus, Ohio, and only four days before Kentucky’s March 5 Republican presidential caucus in the Bluegrass.

Amazingly, the media advisory The Blower received failed to include any reference whatsoever to Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, who last week claimed to be Trump’s Official Northern Kentucky Campaign Chairman.

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says everybody’s wondering when they’ll be running news of Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Presidential campaign on the Obituary Page where it belongs, especially after Friday when Kasich said “Nobody’s going to win on Super Tuesday but Trump.”

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”