SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2016

It’s Only Seemed Like the Longest 28 Days in History (So Far)

          Now that Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month is finally almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.”

Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is now officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month, and WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, “As soon as February is officially over, maybe we can use the word ‘niggardly’ again without being called racists.”

The problem is, whenever February is only 28 days long, some Black Guys don’t get their profiles published during Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, and to deserving darkies like SMLP Smithermouth, Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, and Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of our Feckless Fishwrappers is now writing his sincerest apologies. Because as we all know, it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

Even with 29 days this year, The Blower still ran out of days this month and couldn’t run a Black History Month Racial Healing Profile for That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.

However all this month at the end of every aisle at your Kroger grocery store, at least you saw a photograph and biography of a black person. In Hyde Park, these were the only black people inside the entire store. 

But being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

And ever since 2008, Racial Racketeers have said February should be called “Half-Black History Month” in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And The Blower remembers how the guys from Not The Fishwrap honored Obama way back in October 2008, even before he was first elected. 

Who says Black Lives Don’t Really, Really Matter?