Special “Nevada Caucuses” E-dition

FEB 23 NEVADA CAUCUSES

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2016       

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers   

image006image005 - CopyI’m waiting to see how early the other candidates call to concede after my YUGE victory in tonight’s Republican caucuses in Nevada. —Donald Trump, Trying Not To Seem Too Overconfident

image006Surely I’ll get more votes than Donald Trump when Ohio voters go to the polls to vote in the Ohio Republican Presidential Primary on March 15.—Ohio Governor John Kasich, Campaigning In Georgia Today, When The Political World Is Focused On The GOP Caucuses In Nevada

image006Does anybody really believe Republicans in Congress will go along with my four-point plan to close the detention center at GITMO, including finding a facility in the US to hold any remaining detainees? —Obama

image006If 57% of the likely voters say I’m not trustworthy, does that mean 43% are really stupid? —Hillary

image006I hope everybody in Cincinnati is really proud of me when I’m called to testify in the Senate about all that progress I was supposed to make after Obama put me in charge of the Veteran’s Administration. —Disgraced Ex P&G CEO Bob McDonald


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image006We really prefer riding to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and standing in line to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5

image006Who can Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black and I now blame for the all that waste, fraud and abuse at the Metrolpolitan Sewer District? —Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley

image006image010We’re seriously thinking of submitting a bid for the naming rights on the Cincinnati Streetcar. —Dummy’s Restaurants

image006Did the Republican National Committee call today to announce their 2016 National Convention is being changed from Cleveland to Cincinnati? —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

image006In case you missed our prediction last year, The Blower went on record and predicted the 2016 Republican National Convention would NOT be held in Cincinnati. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

image006Even we would never go so far as to support FREE needles for drug users. —The FREE Grain Party

 image006image011Now that Black History Month will soon be over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.” —Curious Caucasians

image006What’s the biggest difference between Black History Month and St. Patrick’s Day? On St. Patrick’s Day everybody wants to be Irish. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham  

image006Whoever chose February for Black History Month must be a racist, because the month usually only has 28 days. That’s something Cincinnati’s new “Inclusion Czar” will have to change. —Cincinnati City Clown-Cil Stupid Streetcar Flip Flopper P.G. Sitt-n-Spin and African-American Chamber of Commerce CEO Sean Rugless

image006Maybe that’s why we chose Rush Limbaugh’s: “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image006People always ask me why there’s always so much Black History Month Hype. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image006We have African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Arab-Americans, and Native-Americans. How about “Just Plain Americans?” —Arnie from Alexandria  

image006Minorities are proud to be black, brown, yellow, and orange, and they’re not afraid to tell you about it. But when white people even admit they’re white, somebody will always call them racist.—Larry from Ludlow

image015 image006Whenever a white person fails to cut Obama some slack (because he’s half-black), will Liberal bloggers stop whacking off in their basements long enough to label that white person a racist? —Fred from Florence

 image006There’s an Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, a Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, but on the South Shore, all we have is the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce. —Bluegrass Business Leaders 

image006We’re sorry to see all of The Blower’s racial healing Black History Month coverage about to end. —Gay Darkies

image006During this week in 1964, Louisville native Bluegrass Butterfly Cassius Clay stung like a bee when he knocked out Sonny Liston to become the world heavyweight boxing champ. So what if Cassius changed his name to Muhammad Ali. At least it wasn’t Barack Hussein. —Hurley the Historian


image017image006Target practice for Northern Kentucky Teachers is scheduled at the Boondoggle County Target Range on Wednesday evening. —Constable Joe Kalil and Sheriff Mike Helmig

image006Does anybody remember when Ronald “One Ball” Corman was shot in the groin during a lengthy standoff one year ago in Vanilla Hills, because sometimes bleeding-heart Juries go easy on a defendant who’s had a testicle and part of his penis shot off. —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

image006Am I acting tought enough obstructing Obama from getting to appoint his Supremem Court Nominee these days? —Kentucky’s US Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell

image006Will Bill Clinton be coming to Northern Kentucky to campaign for Hillary for BB&BJ Day on March 20? —Horny in Hebron

image006image052Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All

image006We think we deserve more credit. —United Appall People

image006What time are the Caucuses From Kentucky on tonight? —TV 19’s Lingerie-Model-Turned-Reporter-Turned-Anchorbimbo Tricia “Leemarie” Macke

image006At press time, we still hadn’t seen a new video from “Uncle Jay Explains the News” for this week, but Our Good Friend Bobby Leach has something all you Master Baiters out there might enjoy.

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