SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Fantasy Politics” E-dition (Showing You The Donald’s First Day In Office)

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG PALMETTO POLITICS STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Early Exit Polls” E-dition (Predicting Saturday Nigh’s Winner)

AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG PALMETTO POLITICS STORY THIS WEEK was in our More “Trump’s Triumphs” In South Carolina And Beyond E-dition (It Was Just As The Blower Predicted)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

Border Wall: Pope Attacks Donald Trump: ‘Not Christian’ — Trump Responds; Hillary: I ‘Don’t Believe’ I’ve Ever Lied; and Dumb And Dumber!!! S.C. Governor Haley Endorses Wacko Rubio.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Justice Scalia was one of the greatest Supreme Court justices of all time.  His intellect was admired by Americans of all political persuasions and his consistent fidelity to the text and original meaning of the Constitution have transformed the way we all approach the law.  

This President has consistently ignored the law. We cannot allow a president who has such contempt for the Constitution to appoint someone who will have the power to interpret and enforce it.  

We have a deeply divided country and voter anger is running high. The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court justice and therefore this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new President.   The people should have a role in deciding their next Supreme Court justice and they will by voting in November.   

If the argument is made that this vacancy needs to be filled quickly, the response to that should be:

The court regularly decides cases with eight justices and it’s been 80 years since a justice has been confirmed to an election year vacancy.

 THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 268 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

 At a DemocRAT town hall in Las Vegas, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders declared himself not only a “strong feminist,” but also an “honorary woman,” a distinction given to him by feminist icon Gloria Steinem.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

This week Donald Trump took The Blower’s War on Political Correctness after The Pope doubted The Donald’s Christianity and Trump’s reaction again thrust Trump to dominated the news cycle as the GOP field scrambled to make its last impressions before Saturday’s South Carolina primary.

The Blower said criticizing Trump for wanting to build a wall between the United States and Mexico was really stupid, especially when the Holy Father’s entire Vatican City is surrounded by a walls, with the most restrictive immigration and citizenship policies of any nation in world, as Photo-Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper clearly shows.

Fortunately, every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: A socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What’ll you have, Mr. President?”

Abandoned Andersonians

 Today, with only 23 more days until the March 15 Ohio Primary Election voters in Anderson must be wondering if the township had been declared a politics-free zone, with no campaigning permitted for any of the contested races. It certainly seems that way.

 Bluegrass Blasts

 Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says last week, members of Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” (Including The Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club), were still wondering how Crazy Eric’s law firm keeps getting in trouble, when he’s not allowed to practice law.

This week, The Camboozler says “Crazy Eric” was wondering if The Blower was ever going to report the fact that Tom KcKee at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News was doing a real hatchet job on the above mentioned WLW Hate Radio personality and local defense attorney Lisa Wells about those drug possession and OVI charges she’s facing in Miami County, Ohio, according to official documents.

 Is that a coincidence or what?

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says last week our Feckless Fishwrappers were going on and on about  Ohio Governor John Kasich’s BFD Second Place finish in New Hampshire, and this week, after all of Kasich’s campaigning for votes in the South Carolina Primary, the picture on the front page of this morning’s Sunday Fishwrap showed a picture of Kasich and Donald Trump that said Kasich was in a fight for fourth place.  

The Blower wonders if our Feckless Fishwrappers now intend to update their story to show how Kasich lost that battle, too, especially after Jeb Bush, the guy who actually finished in fourth place ahead of Kasich, was smart enough to drop out of the race.

 Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

Facebook Fever

 By now many of those Faux Facebook Friends who can’t find Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, because it was disabled after somebody maliciously reported that our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher who’s been publishing The Blower for the past 25 years might not be a real person.