FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2016

Ever since Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Facebook Account was disabled, hundreds of Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends have missed some really timely e-ditions. Today’s included our:

Another “Pictorial Protests” E-dition (Because Everybody Thought CNN’s Totally Gay Anderson Cooper’s “Conversations Instead of Controversy” with Kasich and Bush Were Really Boring.)

Official “Scalia Scorecard” E-dition (Where We Were Trying To Keep Up With All That Hypocrisy)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (Presidents’ Day Poetry)

Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition (Which Is Really The Same Old BS!)

And our Official “Scalia Scorecard Update” E-dition (We Told You To Stay Tuned)

Plus, Kane’s Disabled Facebook Friends would also be missing these two new videos:

You’re A Mean One, Mr. Trump (Grinch Parody)

PLUS

Hillary Perfume

Tell Us Which One You Prefer