THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2016

And Make A Lot of Money At The Same Time

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what happened at last night’s Dueling Televised Town Hall Meetings in South Carolina, when PMSNBC scheduled a town hall event with Republican front-runner Donald Trump at the same time as the first hour of the CNN’s Debate with Trump’s two closest competitors, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, Florida Senator Marco Rubio, and Dr. Ben Carson.

“That so-called ‘Exclusive Interview’ was supposed to suck all the air out of CNN’s Program,” Kane explained, “but last night’s programs on PMSNBC and CNN just turned out to be Dueling Home Run Derbies,” with Network Pundits and pre-arranged questioners tossing softballs to each candidate to hit out of the park during his separate segments.”  

First we’ll show you PMSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski letting Donald Trump explain why Obama is one of our Worst Presidents.

Then, we’ll show you 90-seconds worth of the so-called highlights from CNN’s Anderson Cooper’s three separate political infomercials with Carson, Cruz, and Rubio. 

BUT IT AIN’T OVER TILL IT’S OVER, because tonight we still have to watch Part Two of CNN’s GOP Town Hall Infomercials in South Carolina with Frontrunner Donald Trump, Total Loser Jeb Bush, and Ohio Governor John Kasich, Trying Harder Or Else.

We only have 264 more days until the 2016 Elections, folks. How will the TV Networks ever fill the time?