THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2016

Ever since his Facebook Account was disabled, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends have missed some really timely e-ditions. Today’s included our:

Special “Cartoon Wars” E-dition (Featuring Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!) Special “Political Infomercials” E-dition (Trying To Make Politics Entertaining And Make A Lot of Money At The Same Time)

Special “Fantasy Politics” E-dition (338 Days From Today, Showing You The Donald’s First Day In Office)

More “Political Punch Lines” E-dition (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight Conservatives watching Donald Trump, Jeb Bush and John Kasich in part 2 of CNN’s GOP Town Hall in South Carolina live at 8 p.m. ET.)