Wednesday, February 17, 2016

One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to see some of those politically insightful items we’ve received from our equally politically insightful subscribers. Our readers’ comments are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s most important news Items.

DUELING TOWN HALLS Breitbart reports in yet another aggressive move that will thrill Trump supporters, late Tuesday morning, Jesse Rodriguez, Senior Producer of PMSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” announced a town hall event with Republican frontrunner Donald Trump that will take place tonight at 8 p.m, hosted by Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. The PMSNBC town hall will compete directly with CNN’s long-schedule town hall with Trump’s two closest competitors, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, Florida Senator Marco Rubio, and Dr. Ben Carson. Trump’s competing town hall is obviously yet another one of The Donald’s ruthlessly effective political moves to infuriate his competitors and smother their message.

 SCALIA SCORECARD: Politico reports Obama will not show up at Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s funeral on Saturday. Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden and his wife will instead attend. The last time a justice died was Chief Justice William Rehnquist in 2005, and at that time President George W. Bush not only attended the funeral, but also eulogized him.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1801 after one tie vote in the Electoral College and 35 indecisive ballot votes in the House of Representatives, Vice President Thomas Jefferson was finally elected the third president of the United States over his vice-presidential running mate, Aaron Burr.

Whistleblower Presidential Scholar Patrick Maloney says what happened in 1801 was nothing less than miraculous. It was the first time in recorded history that one faction willingly and peaceably ceded power to another. What’s even more remarkable was Jefferson’s response. He could have used his power to attack his political rivals, but rather than this, he delivered one of the most conciliatory speeches in political history.

Our Quote For Today Committee says on March 4, 1801, just after noon, TJ delivered this famous line in his inaugural address, “We are all Republicans, we are all Federalists, we are all Americans.”

Ever since, we have accepted this as commonplace, but it really is nothing short of a miracle. It happens this way every four years, but look at the rest of the world and it’s not the rule but the exception. What happened with the election of 1800 was a revolution with ballots, not bullets. It validated our experiment in self-government by showing that a people could rule themselves without resorting to force. It shows that while a majority rules in a democratic commercial republic, there is a corresponding respect for the rights of the political minority. 

These days, All of America will be counting the next 338* days until Inauguration Day when the nation can begin to undo all the damage Obama has done.

THE CINCINNATI METRO MESS: The Metro driver who ran down and killed 73-year old Stephen Frank and injured his daughter Emily as they were legally crossing the street at a crosswalk after enjoying ice cream at the Hyde Park Graeter’s was already being followed at the time by the Cincinnati police for running a red light. Is the Hamilton County prosecutor, “JayWalking Joe” Deters dragging his feet again in concluding to prosecute killer bus driver Tyrone Patrick, who has a checkered past?  Could it be because Patrick was the volunteer chaplain for the Cincinnati police and fire departments?  If so, folks, if you want to kill somebody in Hamilton County, just volunteer to be a chaplain in Cincinnati.  You will get away with murder.

ANGRY ANDERSONIANS: When the Anderson GOP passed along the Hamilton County RINO Party’s notice of a desperate need for Republican Poll Workers for the March Primary, did an Angry Andersonian push the “Hell No” Button and say: “Sorry, can’t do it for two reasons. One, I have a conflict on that date. Two, I served for several elections until I was FIRED by the Board of Elections without any notice, along with over 100 other workers a few years ago. Apparently, the Republican Party was willing to sacrifice me and many other competent poll workers in order to get rid if some incompetent DemocRATS. BTW, I have a CPA, MBA, a certificate from the CFA Institute, and am currently studying for the CFP certificate. So, as you can see, I am not a stranger to the world of procedures, rules, and numbers. I suggest you comb the list of local PhDs for prospects.”

 NEARLY TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #38 (published on February 19, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town, Jerry Springer published his now infamous “Women I’d Really Like to Boink” List.  You can see that entire edition HERE.

Meanwhile, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says these two Sluts for Obama weren’t on Jerry’s floozy list. Can you name them?

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Hurley the Historian always comes up with what happened on this date, like on tomorrow’s date in 1861, when Bluegrass native Jefferson Davis became the provisional head of the Confederacy, and today Goof Doofus claims to be related, since Goof called Obama “boy” and he’s sure double-great uncle Jefferson would’ve too.

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers when The Goofster was forced to send a letter of apology to then Senator Barack Hussein Obama, after calling him “boy” and comparing him to a “snake oil salesman” in attacking his national security credentials at a weekend fund-raising dinner in Kentucky.

BLUEGRASS BACKSTABBERS: The Camboozler also says Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters must be wondering if The Blower was going to report the fact that Tom KcKee at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News was doing a real hatchet job on WLW Hate Radio personality and local defense attorney Lisa Wells about those drug possession and OVI charges she’s facing in Miami County, Ohio, according to official documents, since Lisa has always been among that Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Out To Destroy Crazy Eric. “Crazy Eric” is now sitting by the phone waiting for the Greedy Weasels at WLW Hate Radio to call and beg him to do the radio program Lisa stole from him. Crazy Eric says he’ll try to find us the video so we can use it in a later e-dition.

FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane wonders when the Quote for Today Committee would be selecting something he’s had to say, since “there’s no public issue on which Kane has not taken a stand during the past forty years.” They also wanted to know if Kane would be personally attending next month’s long-awaited Lincoln Reagan Uible Day Dinner featuring Conservative South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy. “You bet!” Kane said.  As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Clermont County, our readers know to expect nothing less.”

Also at the Republican dinner, surely somebody will be asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month (sometimes called Half-Black History Month in honor Obama and other times called Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month in honor of Obama’s Racial Protesters). Kane and Buckwheat Blackwell are finalists, and Award-winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception thinks those guys have a pretty good chance.

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